Scurrilous ghoul and spotlight seeker Rudy "Noun, Verb, 9-11" Giuliani can't seem to keep away from TV cameras and spouting off on any topic. His performance this morning on ABC was befuddled, contradictory and an opposing lawyer's dream. From stating that Rump may have to take the 5th Amendment on the Russia conspiracy investigation, to acknowledging that serial sexual predator Donald "Rump" Trump may have additional women that he's paid for silence, Giuliani was all over the map. Stormy Daniels' attorney Michael Avenatti was loving his multiple goofs that could expose Rump to further legal jeopardy.
In the focus on Giuliani's inept lawyering for Rump, you may have missed his forays into foreign policy. After all, Rudy 9-11 had his dark heart set on becoming Rump's Secretary of State. Now he's playing Secretary of State, blabbing yesterday that Rump is committed to "regime change" in Iran. While that's undoubtedly Rump's goal, it's not something that you broadcast just as you're about to kill the Iran nuclear deal, set Iran back on its nuclear course, and create wholesale instability in the Middle East. It's also an idiotic thing to say, given North Korea's mistrust of U.S. goals on the Korean peninsula, as we're about to negotiate with them. Recall also that Rudy 9-11 falsely bragged that three Americans were going to be released last Thursday. Yesterday, he was changing his tune:
“The less said about it, the better. Nothing has changed, they’re working on it. I’m not privy to what they are doing. I’m reading the newspapers just like you are.”Not being "privy" to something has never stopped this deranged clown from yakking about it, and making more of an ass out of himself. Keep that big mouth flapping, Rudy 9-11.
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Never thought I’d ever want Rudy Giuliani to keep talking.— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) May 3, 2018
