Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell... Are you sure this is what you want me to write? pic.twitter.com/1HLglDdeAq— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 2, 2018
A big, non- mystery solved. (Also, he's the smartest, bestest man with big hands ever to be elected "president!")