Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Brothel Owner Wins Rethug Primary



The Associated Press reports that Nevada pimp Dennis "Ho" Hof won the Rethuglican primary for a state assembly district yesterday, ousting a three-term Rethug incumbent. "Ho" Hof, who owns several legal brothels in Nevada, is now the favorite to win the general election in the Rethug-voting district.

There couldn't be a better metaphor for the Rethug Party than to have a successful pimp winning a Rethug primary election. Indeed, "Ho" Hof gave credit to another, more famous degenerate for his plunge into politics:
"Hof celebrated his win at a party in Pahrump with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side.

'It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me,' Hof told the Associated Press in a phone call. 'He found the way and I jumped on it.'
We bet he got the support of "evangelicals" in the primary.

BONUS: Racist Trump cultist wins Rethug nod to challenge Sen. Tim Kaine in Virginia. The depravity runs deep.


(photo: "Ho" Hof and his advisors.)