Seagal: Russia's Action Zero

Apparently, Russian kleptocrat and murderous thug Vladimir Putin really likes washed-up celebrities. After all, he put one in the White (Supremacist) House. Now, he's designated his BFF, bloated Russophile Steven Seagal as his "special representative" to the U.S. for propaganda good will. Seagal has a long history of being a Kremlin stooge, getting honors and even a passport from them over the years. He also takes the Kremlin's line in claiming Russia didn't hack our 2016 elections. Oh, and he's been accused rape and sexual assaults.

Our only question is when will Roseanne, Scott Baio and other losers get their appointments from the Kremlin?

(photo: Awaiting instructions in his dojo from Vlad)