Saturday, December 8, 2018
John Kelly Gets Sacked
The White (Supremacist) House has announced that Chief of Staff and noise-that-an-empty-barrel makes John Kelly will be leaving his post by the end of the year, ending a very long, twist-in-the-wind period for Kelly.
It's been reported that former Marine Corps General Kelly and sociopath and Very Stable Genius Donald "Rump" Trump, a.k.a. "Individual-1," have not been on speaking terms for a while.
As the new saying goes, "old generals never die, they just ruin their reputations by working for Trump."