Next Friday, corrupt con man and Kremlin asset Donald "Rump" Trump is scheduled to receive a physical at Walter Reed Medical Center in Washington, DC. It will be his second medical exam while in office, after last year's farce conducted by disgraced pill-pushing Dr. Ronny "Fears Donny" Jackson. It was obvious that Dr. Ronny had given his loyalty pledge to Rump not to reveal Rump's true (obese) weight, while nervously spouting ridiculous superlatives about Rump's physical and mental health at a White House press conference. All that was missing was praise for Rump's rock-hard abs.
Rump attempted to reward Dr. Ronny for his loyal dishonesty by nominating him to be Secretary of Veterans Affairs, but that gambit fell through when it was disclosed that Dr. Ronny had a reputation for pushing pills (Adderall for Rump?) and intoxication while on duty in the White House physicians office. Those allegations and others are currently under investigation by the Department of Defense Inspector General. As a result of the allegations, Dr. Ronny's no longer Rump's physician. That's why Rump's intention to promote Dr. Ronny to a two-star admiral seems very shady, especially on the cusp of Rump's next physical. Normally for Rump, loyalty is a one-way street, and he's known for throwing loyalists under the bus. So this favor for Dr. Ronny seems to suggest that Rump is saying more than "thank you" for your loyalty. He might be saying "stay quiet" or maybe "fudge me another one of those excellent health reports!"
(photo: The very picture of health)
