Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Yankee Doodle Dummy

Twit tweet:

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2019

Thwap:

Thank you for inventing the Fourth of July sir bless you

— Erin frenemy of the people Ryan (@morninggloria) February 24, 2019

Renaming the #FourthOfYouLie

— #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) February 24, 2019

Mexico

— Tim (@timnolan456) February 24, 2019

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having an enormous, nationally-televised parade in New York City on the last Thursday in November. There will be many floats and popular musical acts and giant balloons. I will pardon a turkey! Everyone is off that day! YOU ARE WELCOME!

— Charlotte Clymer🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) February 24, 2019

If this goes well, I think we should follow it with a big party in Times Square the night before New Year’s Day. https://t.co/PiiNrcpIml

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) February 24, 2019

The president is discovering July 4th because no one told him about this.

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) February 24, 2019

You are an idiot of incomprehensible magnitude.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 24, 2019

I’m pretty sure he’s not even his wife’s favorite president.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 24, 2019

And, finally,

I’d rather remove my own kidney with a cocktail fork

— Frankie Five Angels (@kingofbraciole) February 24, 2019