Twit Tweet, Thwap: The Wheels On The Bus....

 

Trump towel boy and termite buffet VP Mike "Lord of the Flies" Pence will preside very nervously over a ceremonial opening of the electoral college votes today, as the sedition caucus stamps their feet in impotent anger. The Seditionist-In-Chief, demagogue and mentally unstable moron Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump thinks Vice Presidents can simply reject states' electoral votes, which of course is why then-VP Biden chose Hillary Clinton to be President in 2017. When the circus concludes, we're betting Trump will chuck Pence under the bus for "failing" him and the Trump cult. 

Twit Tweet:

States want to correct their votes, which they now know were based on irregularities and fraud, plus corrupt process never received legislative approval. All Mike Pence has to do is send them back to the States, AND WE WIN. Do it Mike, this is a time for extreme courage!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2021

 

Thwap: 

So sad....https://t.co/Xi24s38GtY

— Don Drumpf (@don_drumpf_2016) January 6, 2021

 

throwing mike under the bus is my new favorite tactic 😂😂😂

— abdul 🐈‍⬛ (@Advil) January 6, 2021

 

Wrong. He cannot and will not do that. Read the Constitution. Hell, read anything

— David J Potts (@DivineTurbine) January 6, 2021

 

States don't vote. Electors vote. You're finished, racist loser.

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) January 6, 2021

 

He begs, He grovels, He whines and his name is Donald J Trump #StopTheSqueel

— NotFubarred (@NFubarred) January 6, 2021

 

You know we have a thing called the Constitution. It's what governs this land. You can pick it up at any barnes and noble. I think he can even find it online. You should try it sometime . Some great insight on Treason.

— RogueOne (@BillySupinski) January 6, 2021

 

#ImpeachTrumpAgainNow pic.twitter.com/IIGpmilyZx

— It’s OUR House - The American People (@paigeadoll) January 6, 2021

 

Reupping @anniekarni and me from last night. Pence told the president in their meeting yesterday he doesn't believe he has the authority to do what Trump wants. Not in story, but Trump was unhappy with the meeting and let aides know that https://t.co/VpIWyG4KEt

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 6, 2021

 

Because it involves Pence: 

 

I think Mike Pence will make his decision on the fly.

— Jesse Lifson (@DoYouEvenLif) January 5, 2021

 

 

Twit Tweet, Thwap

 

Twit tweet from Li'l Marco Rubio, professional poltroon:

Biden’s cabinet picks went to Ivy League schools,have strong resumes,attend all the right conferences & will be polite & orderly caretakers of America’s decline

I support American greatness

And I have no interest in returning to the “normal” that left us dependent on China

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 24, 2020

 

Thwap: 

Donald Trump just spent four years turbo charging American decline with Rubio’s full support. The people who have to clean up that mess don’t really need the lecture on American greatness https://t.co/cEoZN3KllM

— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) November 24, 2020

 

Trump — UPenn
Pompeo — Harvard Law
Mnuchin — Yale
Esper — Harvard
Barr — Columbia
Ross — Yale + Harvard
Acosta — Harvard
Azar — Dartmouth + Yale Law
Carson — Yale
Chao — Harvard
Navarro — Harvard https://t.co/DnJ7mLIxuK

— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) November 24, 2020

 

Is Rubio arguing that in order to achieve "American greatness" our public servants must avoid top colleges, have weak resumes, avoid working or meeting colleagues, and be mean? https://t.co/cjkVJPE6L0

— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) November 24, 2020

 

Was this normal? pic.twitter.com/JMf9YqObKy

— Lula Rodriguez (@Lananalula) November 24, 2020

 

The shameless hypocrite has some thoughts. 🙄

— Chidi®️ (@ChidiNwatu) November 24, 2020

 

Forgive me if I dismiss your ability to judge good government after your fawning support of the greatest internal threat to America democracy in its history during the last 4 years of Trumpiam Dystopia.

— Ollie will be worried until 1/20/21 at 12:01 (@Olliechocopup) November 24, 2020

 

Ya boy out here demolishing planes just to make it harder to keep an eye on Russia

— under the bus 🍑🥜 (@thrillout) November 24, 2020

 

You chose the wrong side of history, Bible boy. We won’t forget.

— KareBearScare (@KareBearScare) November 24, 2020

 

 

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- The DC Hotspot

Twit tweet:

 

This is what ⁦@MayorBowser⁩ has done for business in DC by keeping us frozen in “Phase 2,” despite the true Covid data. Late morning DC should be bustling. pic.twitter.com/3XkCza9x3t

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) October 7, 2020

 

Thwap:

Considering the White House cluster has more than doubled DC’s cases already, this is quite the take.

— Melody Schreiber (@m_scribe) October 7, 2020

 

The President and his staff are currently making DC a hotspot.

— Doug Walsh (@DougWalsh72) October 7, 2020

 

"There's not enough traffic, or death!" - Laura Ingraham

— Same Brain Pictures (@Conor_J_McAdam) October 7, 2020

 

DC residents are understandably terrified that reckless Trump admin carriers will breathe on them.

— Felina (@FelinaBlanc) October 7, 2020

 

Oh look Laura with a 5 second video from her chauffeur driven car. I’m convinced

— MJR jnr (@onetruebritt) October 7, 2020

 

Go lick everything and report back in 2 weeks 😀

— Danielle (@danni671) October 7, 2020

 

It's because of deadly, disgusting morons like you that we are still in this crisis.

Getting you off the air would save lives.

— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) October 7, 2020

 

 And finally,

 

You’re losing

— SicutCervus (@CervusSicut) October 7, 2020

 

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- The Now-Reigning Labor Day Lunatic

Twit tweet:

Starting to get VERY high marks in our handling of the Coronavirus (China Virus), especially when compared to other countries and areas of the world. Now the Vaccines (Plus) are coming, and fast!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 7, 2020

Thwap:

OK, it's official -- Donald Trump had another stroke!

— Mrs. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) September 7, 2020

Evergreen reply to a Trump tweet.

— NotThisSuburbanHousewife (@susierbcc) September 7, 2020

  

Giving yourself high marks doesn’t count #BunkerBoy. 🙄

— Jules Morgan (@glamelegance) September 7, 2020

Raise your hand if you think Covid-19 should be renamed the TrumpVirus. pic.twitter.com/inAJLrUeyE

— Lara (@DPWIMM) September 7, 2020

Donald, you failed us.

Miserably.

The US is 4% of the population of the world but we have 25% of the coronavirus cases in the world.

You are a failure.

Are you going to spend Labor Day golfing?#MondayMorning #mondaymotivation pic.twitter.com/BA6RDBX535

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 7, 2020

Trump probably thinks higher numbers are better. #lowIQ #cheatedonhisSAT

— Justin Sweeney (@justindsweeney) September 7, 2020

 
And, finally --

Makes you nostalgic for the time when Jerry Lewis was America's reigning Labor Day weekend lunatic. https://t.co/dEhlbUYdrq

— Frank Rich (@frankrichny) September 7, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- The Woman Whisperer

Twit tweet:

The Suburban Housewives of America must read this article. Biden will destroy your neighborhood and your American Dream. I will preserve it, and make it even better! https://t.co/1NzbR57Oe6

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 23, 2020

(Note:  The article he cites in Rupert Murdoch's New York Post was written by Republican hack Betsy McCaughey, originator of the Obamacare "death panel" smear. That should tell you all you need to know.)

Thwap:

Come for the condescending command to "Suburban Housewives of America," stay for the complaints in this @nypost piece about how awful it was that an Obama-era anti discrimination rule made it so "towns had to make it possible for low-income minorities to choose suburban living." https://t.co/3gBTrAcg5L

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) July 23, 2020

 

You literally sent an army to tear gas suburban moms but keep going.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) July 23, 2020

 

If we have to go out and protest Biden’s changes to our neighborhood how will we ever have supper on the table on time pic.twitter.com/ZcaDDK8aue

— Ygritte (@DianneDtl) July 23, 2020

 

Oh damn. Trump is going to win the 1956 presidential election. https://t.co/Lzu9qn5SRB

— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) July 23, 2020

 

They're going to love this tweet, you smooth talker you.

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) July 23, 2020

  

Sir, "Suburban HOUSEWIVES?" Do you mean mothers? Lawyers? Doctors? Architects? Scientists? Teachers? Policewomen? Their "American Dream," sir, is to get rid of you. https://t.co/Uo0TmIGJCo

— E. Jean Carroll (@ejeancarroll) July 23, 2020

I am the President of the Suburban Housewives of America and our message to you is this:

"Pack your bags, you lying sack of fecal matter. You're fired."

~ SHA https://t.co/KrUQ2CbTKd

— Red (@Redpainter1) July 23, 2020

Oh dear, I'd better ask Ward to read it for me and mansplain it to me when my chores are done. I'll ask Wally and Beaver to clean up after they eat my homemade cookies. I need to get my pearls on so I can say Goodbye 45, 11/03/20. pic.twitter.com/woYyDWE62w

— iLeen (@BellaBells429) July 23, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap: Cars And The Confederacy

Twit Tweet:

As a further sign that mentally unstable demagogue and bigot Donald "Very Fine People" Trump is doubling and tripling down on white supremacy for his despicable campaign, there's this tweet from him this morning:

Has @BubbaWallace apologized to all of those great NASCAR drivers & officials who came to his aid, stood by his side, & were willing to sacrifice everything for him, only to find out that the whole thing was just another HOAX? That & Flag decision has caused lowest ratings EVER!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 6, 2020

Thwap:

How low and despicable for the President of the United States to falsely accuse Bubba Wallace of perpetuating a hoax. The garage pull looked exactly like a noose and someone else at NASCAR reported it to the authorities on behalf of Bubba. He wasn’t even the one who reported it. pic.twitter.com/17WoZY0dGS

— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) July 6, 2020

He won’t wear a mask, but he has no problem with a white hood.

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 6, 2020

President Trump wants NASCAR's only black driver to apologize for the overwhelming concern about this noose found hanging in his garage. And NASCAR's decision to not fly pro-slavery flags at their races anymore, which Trump obviously blames their only black driver for. pic.twitter.com/jDsv9iIMO4

— David Rothschild (@DavMicRot) July 6, 2020

Have you apologized to @Kaepernick7 for being an unconstitutional racist asshole?

— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) July 6, 2020

It was not a hoax. The NASCAR president reported it and NASCAR posted the photo of the noose. And you never apologized to the Central Park 5. Nor did you apologize for lying about President Obama's birth certificate.https://t.co/HOFGKp75Xx

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) July 6, 2020

The only hoax raging on right now is you, you rancid racist.

— Lesley Abravanel🆘 (@lesleyabravanel) July 6, 2020

Donald... GFY, and your Confederate ratings. pic.twitter.com/92bRyB6tG5

— Peter Merlin Cane (@PeterMerlinCane) July 6, 2020

(photo: Corey LaJoie's car with "Trump 2020" sign crashed in the pit road in yesterday's Brickyard 400 race. Symbolic.)

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Laying The Groundwork

Twit tweet:

RIGGED 2020 ELECTION: MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WILL BE PRINTED BY FOREIGN COUNTRIES, AND OTHERS. IT WILL BE THE SCANDAL OF OUR TIMES!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2020

Thwap:

Trump knows he’s gonna lose big time, so he’s already creating the excuse why. We’ve had mail-in voting for many previous elections. Trump votes by mail. Don’t let him gaslight you!

— Mrs. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) June 22, 2020

 

And Trump is going to Russia himself to pick up the ballots.

Which were filled in with his name selected already.

— Bernard Silverman (@DonKeehotey) June 22, 2020

 

The good old "Four Pinocchios" shtick is not going to be enough to deal with this nonsense, I'm afraid. pic.twitter.com/5JgPE5TmeJ

— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) June 22, 2020

  

The Helpful Healer has logged on. https://t.co/jrEVzZrRxl

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) June 22, 2020

 
 

🙋‍♂️Raise your hand if you think that the SCANDAL OF OUR TIMES was when 51 corrupt Republican Senators voted to keep Trump in office despite a mountain of evidence that he abused his power and obstructed Congress.

— Steve Herzfeld 🌊 (@american2084) June 22, 2020

 

US President spreading complete bullshit in order to undermine the integrity of our elections (1) you write this if you think you will lose (2) this will depress safe Republican turnout (3) President Trump has solicited reelection help from multiple hostile foreign dictators.

— David Rothschild (@DavMicRot) June 22, 2020

  

You voted by mail multiple times, you lying, hypocritical asshole.

— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) June 22, 2020

 

Wow, you are dumb and insane. We have 50+ million unemployed and over 122,000 dead from #COVID19 yet, it’s still all about you, isn’t it. You’re going to prison, traitor.

— Andrew C Laufer, Esq (@lauferlaw) June 22, 2020

 

Twit Tweet, Thwap Twofer

Following the SCOTUS decision on LGBTQ rights and, today, on protecting DACA participants, the shitgibbon was full of self-pity, paranoia and violent imagery (what else is new?).

Twit tweet -- self- pity and paranoia:

Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 18, 2020

 

Thwap:

https://t.co/C37nwsmlH3 https://t.co/Cr3jaFdLcG pic.twitter.com/fj3Gz2t4i4

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 18, 2020

I get the impression no sane person likes you.

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) June 18, 2020

No, I get the impression that they are defending America from you.

— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) June 18, 2020

 

Might have something to do with your hostility to the law & the Constitution???

— Rachel "The Doc" Bitecofer 📈🔭🍌 (@RachelBitecofer) June 18, 2020

 

Shuffles the Clown is very sad today. it would be a real shame if #ShufflesTheClown trended all day, because that would make him even sadder

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) June 18, 2020

 

Twit tweet -- violent imagery:

These horrible & politically charged decisions coming out of the Supreme Court are shotgun blasts into the face of people that are proud to call themselves Republicans or Conservatives. We need more Justices or we will lose our 2nd. Amendment & everything else. Vote Trump 2020!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 18, 2020


Thwap:

What a specific image from a man who has inspired armed militias. pic.twitter.com/jF9COWEvjI

— Schooley (@Rschooley) June 18, 2020

You miserable SOB. A shotgun blast is what killed my daughter. Some of the other victims had their faces destroyed. How dare you put out a tweet like this. Your decisions were wrong & your Presidency is coming to an end. America, better days are ahead with President @JoeBiden.

— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) June 18, 2020

You literally want to kick people who grew up as Americans out of our country. These are doctors, lawyers, police officers and military personnel. The court didn't rule "politically." They ruled with our forefather's ideals at heart. You are just pure evil.

— Mrs. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) June 18, 2020

Don tRump is an awful human being. #JoeBidenForPresident2020 ✌🏾🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/yMzmtTuA3d

— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) June 18, 2020

Today would be a good day for Chief Justice John Roberts to order the release of Donald Trump’s tax returns.

— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) June 18, 2020

Its a good thing there are not a lot of Republicans left.

— Darryl Silver (@silveraa) June 18, 2020

  

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Stooping Lower

Twit tweets empty, autocratic threat:

Radical Left Governor @JayInslee and the Mayor of Seattle are being taunted and played at a level that our great Country has never seen before. Take back your city NOW. If you don’t do it, I will. This is not a game. These ugly Anarchists must be stooped IMMEDIATELY. MOVE FAST!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 11, 2020

Thwap:

Make us all safe. Go back to your bunker. #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/H3TXduhlY4

— Mayor Jenny Durkan (@MayorJenny) June 11, 2020

 

Don’t you have a bunker to be in? https://t.co/pywCiDfCml

— Rep. Pramila Jayapal (@RepJayapal) June 11, 2020

  

A man who is totally incapable of governing should stay out of Washington state’s business. “Stoop” tweeting. https://t.co/O6i04qmZ9v

— Jay Inslee (@JayInslee) June 11, 2020

 

BONUS:  Fun fact -  polling shows Bunker Boy may be the first Republican presidential candidate in 108 years to get less than 35 percent of the vote in the State of Washington.  In the same May 16-19 poll, Joe Biden leads Bunker Boy 57 - 31 percent.  So, maybe he shouldn't "stoop" tweeting.

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Deranged

Tweet from deranged conspiracy monger and twit playing the president:

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 9, 2020

 
Thwap:

Here's the absolutely insane OAN report that Trump is referencing: "The latest tensions in the Buffalo police department could be the result of a false flag provocation by far left group antifa" pic.twitter.com/d709XfSj8U

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) June 9, 2020

 

This is your worst tweet yet. You are the most pathetic person on this planet.

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) June 9, 2020

 

Imagine the president* of the United States spinning OANN conspiracy theories.

But here we are.

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) June 9, 2020

 

This is really low and inhumane Trump. Everyone saw the horrifying video where 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed by the police so hard that he fell over backwards, hit his head on the pavement, and blood started pouring out of his ears. It was so shocking and heartbreaking.

— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) June 9, 2020

Trump 2020: That old man had it coming.

(Good luck with this, GOP.)

— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) June 9, 2020

Despicable.

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 9, 2020

  

Those drugs that you take which cause your intense sniffling and snorting when you are amped up are officially making you psychotic.

— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) June 9, 2020

  

Trump's definition of ANTIFA is anyone who isn't a Trump supporter. That's just so he can classify all Democrats as a terrorist organization.

— Black Lives Matter (@HKrassenstein) June 9, 2020

pic.twitter.com/rMjjtJMFwY

— Karen the Coder (@christi05274513) June 9, 2020

  
 
TPM has more background on the extreme right- wing nuts responsible for this bit of fascist agitprop that Bunker Boy "thinks" is legit.  For instance, the narrator with the strange accent is Kristian Rouz, a propagandist who also works for Sputnik, the Russian news aggregator that was involved in disseminating fake news (the real kind) in the 2016 election to benefit Bunker Boy.

More here.

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- (Ass) Hole In One!

Twit tweet, promoting the re- opening of one of his golf clubs, just one of over 100 tweets on Sunday when he was obviously working hard for the American people:

So great to see our Country starting to open up again! https://t.co/ceXFk4iWBX

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 10, 2020

Thwap:

80,000 dead Americans and Trump’s promoting his golf course.

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) May 10, 2020

No tests are available for us. No tracing is being implemented. You have done nothing to make it safe for us to go out. The virus has killed 80,125 people so far, 2000 more will be dead by tomorrow.  But by all means promote your golf course

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) May 10, 2020

No empathy from you about the 78,000 deaths that were lost by #COVID19 and your neglect.

— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) May 10, 2020

pic.twitter.com/PWA8eY7eoH

— Joe Spaulding 🥑🏍 (@beyond_process) May 10, 2020

Again, Trump is pimping his private businesses in his capacity as POTUS, a clear Emolument Clause violation, if not just a simple example of his rank corruption.

— ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ (@WritesMore) May 10, 2020

States are VIOLATING your own guidelines, you sociopath... #Trump #reopening #COVID19 #coronavirus

— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) May 10, 2020

We could convert that beautiful land into a cemetery to bury some of the 80,000 Americans who have died because of your extreme negligence.

Or maybe we should hold off for now because so many more Americans are going to die now that the country is opening up.

— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) May 10, 2020

And, finally,

pic.twitter.com/J79aLuDqMA

— Patrick Kitchens (@pdk56pdk) May 10, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- He Doesn't Care About Ratings!

Twit tweets again about his f*cking ratings:

I’ve had great “ratings” my whole life, there’s nothing unusual about that for me. The White House News Conference ratings are “through the roof”(Monday Night Football, Bachelor Finale , @nytimes) but I don’t care about that. I care about going around the Fake News to the PEOPLE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 21, 2020

Thwap:

tens of thousands Americans are dead, with thousands more dying in agony every day, and this pathetic putrefying five-alarm dumpster fire is yammering on about his ratings

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) April 21, 2020

If you didn’t care about ratings (more than you do American lives), you wouldn’t tweet “my ratings are through the roof, better than MNF” every two days.

45,000 people are DEAD and your narcissistic, klan daddy having behind is again makng it about you.

You’re TRASH. https://t.co/wxFmRG5gZ5

— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) April 21, 2020

You can tell he doesn’t care about the ratings because he’s tweeted about it three times now. https://t.co/TJbGS2J4vd

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) April 21, 2020

More than 40,000 Americans have died and it doesn’t appear to have impacted Trump at all. He’s still tweeting about the same dumb stuff.

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 21, 2020

Bragging about "ratings" in the middle of a pandemic - 784,000+ cases, 42,000+ deaths.

Your hero, conservatives!

— Chidi®️ (@ChidiNwatu) April 21, 2020

More than 40,000 people have been wiped out in a matter of weeks by an unprecedented health crisis and the president of the United States is tweeting about his GOP approval numbers, the ratings of his briefings, and cable news shows he's watching pic.twitter.com/o0REFjX4aG

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) April 21, 2020

BONUS: Your evergreen empathetic quote (3/20/2020):

PETER ALEXANDER, NBC NEWS:  “Millions, as you witnessed, who are scared right now. What do you say to Americans who are watching you right now who are scared?”

DONALD "COVID DONNIE'" TRUMP:  “I say that you’re a terrible reporter, that’s what I say... I think that’s a very nasty question and I think it’s a very bad signal that you’re putting out to the American people."

Spoken like a true narcissistic sociopath!

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Cap'n Crook

Twit tweet from an ignorant sociopath:

Tell the Democrat Governors that “Mutiny On The Bounty” was one of my all time favorite movies. A good old fashioned mutiny every now and then is an exciting and invigorating thing to watch, especially when the mutineers need so much from the Captain. Too easy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 14, 2020

Thwap:

Mutiny on the Bounty was about the ruthless, unjust, tyrannical Captain Bligh of the HMS Bounty who shackled his own crew and tortured so many of his own men that they mutinied against him. It’s fascinating that Trump sees himself as Captain Bligh. It’s quite terrifying as well.

— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) April 14, 2020

Can we set you adrift in an open boat? https://t.co/qXLgeUCBS8

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) April 14, 2020

Man, you sure are an idiot.

The "mutineers" know they aren't getting jack shit from you.

That's why they are working together instead of relying on you, you shambolic chode.

Resign, moron.#KingTrump #dictatortrump #tuesdaythoughts pic.twitter.com/51sQqXk39T

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) April 14, 2020

If Trump is the captain, a more fitting movie would be "Titanic."

— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 14, 2020

You are trying to manipulate governors during a pandemic. Nice.

— Jeffrey Guterman (@JeffreyGuterman) April 14, 2020

Interesting that you would identify with the brutal Captain Bligh. You might also enjoy the Caine Mutiny- as you share some qualities of Captain Queeg.

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) April 14, 2020

And, finally,

Did you finish the movie? The mutineers won

— Andy (@FrancisTheSailr) April 14, 2020

Too easy!

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Classic Trump

Twit tweet (see also this):

We are doing very precise Medical Screenings at our airports. Pardon the interruptions and delays, we are moving as quickly as possible, but it is very important that we be vigilant and careful. We must get it right. Safety first!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2020

Thwap:

No you're not moving as quickly as possible.

You're shooting from the hip and playing catch-up because you blew it by ignoring science in favor of trying to prop up the DOW.

Your hastily implemented plans leads to this mess.

And this crowding is not safe. pic.twitter.com/yQnEM8wSFe

— Eric Applebaum (@applebaum_eric) March 15, 2020

This scene at O'Hare Airport is not "safety first."

It's a petri dish. pic.twitter.com/4E7CGBbZRE

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) March 15, 2020

WHERE are the 'very precise Medical Screenings at our airports' taking place? THIS was Safety LAST! #WhereAreTheTests? pic.twitter.com/v69Necnkob

— D Villella ❄️ (@dvillella) March 15, 2020

When @GovPritzker tweeted critically at the White House last night about the O'Hare mess and demanded federal action, "Here’s what I got," Pritzker told Chuck Todd. "I got a call at 11 last night from a White House staffer who yelled at me about the tweet. That’s what I got."

— Dave McKinney (@davemckinney) March 15, 2020

#BREAKING: Passengers stuck in long lines for immigration at @DFWAirport tell us there are no offers of hand sanitizer, gloves, or masks from U.S. Customs / Immigration. Travelers say they’ve had no screenings of temp yet and no one following #coronavirus protocols. pic.twitter.com/9viCnWdncz

— Jason Whitely (@JasonWhitely) March 15, 2020

These airport scenes are *infuriating*. A policy designed around propaganda rather than science and announced suddenly is now resulting in possibly exposing *thousands* of Americans to infection right before bringing them into the country. This is almost criminal malpractice.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 15, 2020

Poorly thought and under staffed. Classic @realDonaldTrump BS

— Super Gay 🏳️‍🌈 (@GayMafia1969) March 15, 2020

“I don’t take responsibility at all.” - The most incompetent and embarrassing president in American history.

— Daniel L. Macy (@DanielLMacy) March 15, 2020

If this isn't the main story on tonight's news and tomorrow's morning papers, the media can go to hell.

BONUS:   You have to read what our national disgrace has been up to trying to buy a German company producing coronavirus vaccine, "but only for Americans."   Sociopathic monster.

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- A Tweet For Everything

Twit tweet, November 8, 2013:

Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 8, 2013

Thwap:

Today: "I dont take responsibility at all."

2013:..... https://t.co/QMy61mmddg

— Nick Weig (@tbweig) March 13, 2020

We finally agree on something! https://t.co/yR7PZwO4VL

— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) March 13, 2020

There is a tweet for everything... https://t.co/uR3OjWjmbu

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) March 13, 2020

Not sure how I’m still surprised when there’s a DJT tweet contradiction for everything.

— Rango (@rahrahooolalaaa) March 13, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- A Wall To Protect Who From What?

Twit tweet -- deflecting, always deflecting:

Going up fast. We need the Wall more than ever! https://t.co/7TxErJKAgT

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 10, 2020

Thwap:

There are more cases of coronavirus in the senior Republican leadership than there are in all of Mexico. https://t.co/UDmNEAWWGF

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) March 10, 2020

Confirmed cases:

* US: 755
* Mexico: seven. https://t.co/WwIMNuiUq5

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) March 10, 2020

(Mexico has 7 confirmed cases, of which only 3 are active today.)

Twit Tweet, Thwap

Twit tweet by former beauty consultant- turned Senator:

We should be coming together to combat the coronavirus, but the left is attacking what they fear.

They fear the steady hand and composure of @VP.

They fear we will get the job done right.

— Sen. Marsha Blackburn (@MarshaBlackburn) February 28, 2020

Thwap:

The steady hand that Pence used to wipe his nose at the coronavirus press conference and then used to shake the hands of everyone else? https://t.co/4uLSdIbAyd

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 29, 2020

Possibly they fear someone who doesn't believe in science heading up a pandemic task force but I'm just spit balling.

— bob clendenin (@bobclendenin) February 29, 2020

I fear you've sold your soul and lost your mind.https://t.co/YIC3z38VUw

— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) February 29, 2020

On his first day as “czar”, #sycopence flew to Florida to do a Republican fundraiser...

— Dick Holden (@telecam1) February 28, 2020

Sure. That's what we fear.

Not the demonstrable incompetence.

Not the fact they are more worried about the DOW than lives.

Not the fact that the only doctor on the response team must run any statement to the public by Stephen Miller's wife.

Steady hand? SMFH

— D.A. Buckster (@da_buckster) February 29, 2020

This is sincerely the most ridiculous sh-t I’ve ever heard.

— LiberalOkie (@liberalokie23) February 29, 2020

And, finally

“The steady hand and composure of @VP”. pic.twitter.com/HyvzKWSkQv

— Nate (@Stinkshovel) February 29, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Haley's Comment

Twit tweet from a lightweight sycophant with big, never- to- be- realized ambitions:

It is amazing that a liberal socialist won in Iowa and New Hampshire. The idea that we would give up the freedoms our veterans fought and died for is unthinkable. Other countries have to be scratching their heads wondering what we are thinking.

— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) February 12, 2020

Thwap:

Hello from the Netherlands. Totally agree with Norway!

— Anita Pavoni (@AnitaPavoni) February 12, 2020

Hmmm so let me get this straight: you would prefer an authoritarian nationalist over a democratic socialist???  Got it.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) February 12, 2020

It’s amazing a racist criminal con artist “won” the presidency and turned this country into a banana republic dictatorship. The idea that vets fought for our freedoms only to see a crook crap all over them is unthinkable. Other countries are mourning the loss of America as it was

— Lesley Abravanel🆘 (@lesleyabravanel) February 12, 2020

Second, other countries are fleeing our partnerships because you serve a despot you helped elect and worked for. Trump wants to punish an officer who did his duty. He spits on our service. You've got a lot of nerve and not an ounce of self awareness. You've become pathetic.

— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) February 12, 2020

Does she think the vets died to protect fossil fuel subsidies, private insurance companies, election interference, and locking kids in cages? https://t.co/bYsBazxlGb

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) February 12, 2020

Any comment on how Trump is now persecuting LTC Vindman, a wounded veteran of the Iraq War? https://t.co/sEe81Uz0kQ

— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) February 12, 2020