Showing posts with label Trump is a moron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trump is a moron. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Now Trump Blames Top General For Mess He Made

 


What a colossal moron (but you already knew that):

President Trump reportedly took his top military boss to task over a vital oil route remaining snarled as a result of his Iran war.

Trump, 79, is said to have leaned on Gen. Dan Caine, 57, to explain why battlefield dominance has not translated into instant control of the Strait of Hormuz, despite Caine having repeatedly briefed him on the likely closure of the waterway ahead of the war.

The New York Times reported Sunday that the president ”pressed” Caine in the Oval Office last week about why the Strait of Hormuz could not simply be reopened.

The problem, as the Times reported, is that Iran can still threaten commercial traffic in the narrow waterway with small boats, mobile weapons and explosive devices, even after major damage to its conventional forces. The risk has kept many shipowners and insurers wary of sending tankers through the strait.

That has left the administration looking at a harder and slower fix. The option under discussion is to have the U.S. Navy escort commercial shipping through the strait. But the Times reported that such a plan would likely still be weeks away. It would require more ships, more defensive systems, and further attacks on the Iranian weapons that still menace the passage.

In multiple briefings ahead of the war, Caine had repeatedly warned Trump that Iran could respond to any American attacks by closing the strait, The Wall Street Journal reported last week. Trump is said to have responded by arguing that Iran would likely surrender before even having time to shut down the waterway...  (our emphasis)

Dumbass Commander-in-Chief Bone Spurs was told what would happen and decided to go with what he "thought," via his empty head and magical thinking, would happen.  And thousands of lives will be lost before it's all over, who knows when and to what end?  To goose his poll numbers?! 

Regime change in America can't come soon enough.

(Image:  Commander-in-Chief Bone Spurs, strategic genius)


Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Fed: Likely Higher Inflation, Higher Unemployment Due To Trump's Trade Policies


Thanks, Trump!

The Federal Reserve kept interest rates on hold and called out growing dangers in the US economy amid Donald Trump’s erratic rollout of an aggressive trade strategy.

Jerome Powell, the US central bank’s chair, cautioned that the president’s tariffs were likely to raise prices, weaken growth and increase unemployment if maintained.

Fed policymakers cautioned that “the risks of higher unemployment and higher inflation have risen” as they opted to maintain the benchmark interest rate for the third time in a row. “Uncertainty about the economic outlook has increased further,” they said in a statement.

With inflation expectations – how consumers think prices will move – rising, Powell, the Fed chair, said the “driving factor” appeared to be Trump’s tariffs.

At a press conference, he said: “If the large increases in tariffs that have been announced are sustained, they are likely to generate a rise in inflation, a slowdown in economic growth, and an increase in unemployment.”...  (our emphasis)

The Malignant Fascist had let it be known he wanted the Fed to cut interest rates.  Luckily we have an independent Federal Reserve (at least for now).

 

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Trump's Mail-In Voting Self-Own


At the same time the "campaign" of malicious mango Mussolini Donald "COVID Donnie" Trump is suing the State of Nevada over its expanded mail- in voting, that same p.o.s. is telling us that mail- in balloting in Florida is just fine:




We wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that the governor of Florida, Ron "One Glove" DeSantis, is a die- hard Trumper who can be counted on to pull every dirty trick in the book come election day. (We expect Trump to announce any day that mail- in voting in Arizona and Georgia are also fine -- because they have reliably corrupt Republican governors willing to suppress the Democratic vote.)

This all points to the possibility that it may be dawning on the Very Stable Political Genius that he's sabotaging support from his knuckle- dragging base:
Donald Trump’s all-out war on mail voting is backfiring in battleground states.
New private polling shared first with POLITICO showed that Republicans have become overwhelmingly concerned about mail balloting, which Trump has claimed without evidence, will lead to widespread voter fraud. A potentially decisive slice of Trump’s battleground-state base — 15 percent of Trump voters in Florida, 12 percent in Pennsylvania and 10 percent in Michigan — said that getting a ballot in the mail would make them less likely to vote in November.
Trump won each of those states by a thin margin in 2016, and less than 1 percent of Joe Biden voters said getting a ballot mailed to them would make them less likely to vote. Overall, 53 percent of voters in Florida and about half in Michigan and Pennsylvania expressed health concerns about casting their ballots in person and prefer voting by mail in November.
As the article goes on to point out, the VSPG may have already screwed the pooch in Florida:
Conservative campaign operatives have also worried that the president’s dismissal of the method will hurt their programs to encourage voters to take advantage of the option, allowing Democrats to build up a big lead. There’s early signs that is coming to pass: In Florida, 302,000 more Democrats have enrolled in the state’s vote-by-mail program than Republicans.  (our emphasis)
Of course, in Trump's "mind," he saw the electoral disaster coming and was eager to front- load a case for an illegitimate outcome, and mail- in voting "fraud" was the excuse he's been peddling up to now.  Sadly for him, his words and actions are probably having the effect of suppressing the votes of his credulous voters. That's some well- deserved karma for him and his rotted out party.

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Tweets Of The Day -- Yo, Putz!


What a dimwitted orange shitgibbon (but you knew that):



 

 

 









Friday, July 24, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- The Woman Whisperer


Twit tweet:




(Note:  The article he cites in Rupert Murdoch's New York Post was written by Republican hack Betsy McCaughey, originator of the Obamacare "death panel" smear. That should tell you all you need to know.)

Thwap:


 

 

 

 

  





Sunday, July 12, 2020

Tweets Of The Day -- The Loon Ranger


News item: A while ago, moron vector Donald "COVID Donnie" Trump tried on a mask, looked in the mirror and said, "It looked like the Lone Ranger."  (Just for the record, the Lone Ranger wore the mask over his eyes, not his mouth, so yeah.) Yesterday, at Walter Reed Medical Center, he was photographed wearing a mask (required by Walter Reed), and his wingnut wingmen and women rushed to assure the fragile dumbass that it was a good look for him and that he now ruled Joe Biden (who's been wearing a mask in public since the pandemic started).  A tweet by his "campaign" "manager" Brad Parscale should suffice to represent the other sad cheerleaders:




The reality- based world reacts:








 

 

 

Friday, July 3, 2020

The Wooden-Tongued Devil


Count on malignant narcissist and mentally unstable con man Donald "Bunker Boy" Trump and his campaign to continue to pollute the airwaves and social media with clips of former VP Joe Biden's verbal miscues, etc. Trump's all about projecting his flaws on others ("I'm no puppet, you're the puppet," "crooked Hillary," etc.). There are abundant clips of Trump slurring and mispronouncing his words, and Comedy Central's The Daily Show has a good compilation.  It's only a matter of time that the Biden campaign or a friendly super PAC runs with them, too (hint, hint).



BONUS:  He also knows his history --

 

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

QOTD/ Vid Of The Day -- The Morbidly Obese Sub-Moron Self-Medicates


“He’s our president, and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and his, shall we say, weight group ... morbidly obese, they say." --  House Speaker Nancy Pelosi once again amusingly neutering dimwit Donald "Disinfectant Donnie" Trump for his recent declaration that he's been taking the unproven and likely quite dangerous drug hydroxychloroquine (which can cause heart failure) as a COVID-19 preventative for "a couple weeks" because he "heard a lot of good stories."  [Ed.: what a sub-moron we've been stuck with for 3 1/2 years.] Whether or not that's true has been a matter of great speculation, but we're not going to take up any more time on it.  But it would be the irony of all ironies if Disinfectant Donnie fell ill or, shall we say, worse from taking the "cure" he's been touting for several months now.  Lots of good stuff here, here, here, here, and here, if you haven't heard enough about it already.

This is perfect (you should be following her if you're not already):



Thursday, March 5, 2020

Tweet Of The Day -- "We Could Not Be In Worse Hands," Cont.


Last night, after multiple briefings by health experts, existential threat Donald "Fucking Moron" Trump went on his minister of information's show to reassure the Fox- watching part of the nation about coronavirus with nothing but the facts in his gut, ma'm:

Here's the background on the first claim, that the World Health Organization is overstating the death rate. Fucking Moron said that "based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people" he has a hunch it's lower. That's the tell that he's lying: "I'm hearing that...", "everybody says," " a lot of people," etc. Always anonymous, always false.

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Tweets Of The Day -- "We Could Not Be In Worse Hands"








Apparently, very little of the information from yesterday's meeting with pharma execs seeped into the Very Stable Genius' big brain, since he was still having to be schooled today about vaccine development timelines.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Tweets Of The Day -- What Does Centennial Even Mean?


Caution:  Very Stable Genius at "work," getting things done: