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Sarah Cooper: "How To Drugs"

Sarah Cooper, ladies and gentlemen:

"Open The Schools" And Cognitively-There Trump Vids

Here's Brent Terhune channeling the "damn the pandemic, send the kids back to school" cohort (h/t Mock Paper Scissors):



In case you missed it, here's Sarah Cooper's take on Trump's "person, woman, man, camera, tv" moment (with an homage to "The Usual Suspects" at the end:

Tweets Of The Day

(See our post on this.)

Russian spies secretly paid bounties to Taliban militants to kill U.S., British and other allied troops in Afghanistan. So far Trump has done nothing about it. w/@charlie_savage, @mschwirtz https://t.co/01bMvulVST

— Eric Schmitt (@EricSchmittNYT) June 27, 2020

For those keeping score at home: In the months since the Administration knew about these bounties, the President invited Putin to join the G-7 summit, planned for pulling troops out of Germany and failed to act against growing Russian cyber action in the U.S. https://t.co/dcwx7O1EcT

— David Sanger (@SangerNYT) June 26, 2020

Trump’s response will be something along the lines of “I called Vladimir Putin and he denies it *very* strongly, so that’s good enough for me!” https://t.co/ievfsMiD0Z

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) June 26, 2020

What part of "support the troops" includes ignoring Russians paying bounties to Taliban forces to murder American soliders?#TraitorTrump's part.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 26, 2020

Trump allowed Russia to put a bounty on US Soldiers and did nothing to stop it, didn’t retaliate.

Do our Senators denounce Trump’s actions and want to keep our troops alive?

Quote tweet this and tag your US Senators.

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 27, 2020

Meanwhile, ICYMI the invaluable Sarah Cooper re-lives a moment of the "interview" Trump bootlick Sean "Heil" Hannity did with the Lord of the Ramp:

How to second term pic.twitter.com/WTuH277sUA

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 26, 2020

"How To Do Father's Day," Fail- Son Style

Sarah Cooper covers a moment in the sad, excruciating "interview" by fail- son- who- was- never hugged Donald Trump, Jr., who's still desperately looking for a crumb of affection or approval from his malignant narcissist namesake, the Lord of the Ramp*:



*h/t Rick Wilson.

Tweet Of The Day -- How To Water

The priceless Sarah Cooper again --

How to water pic.twitter.com/1wCzqAlvMq

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 13, 2020

 
(h/t Mock Paper Scissors)

Bigly Biblical

How to bible pic.twitter.com/Kib5lTdlRt

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 3, 2020

QOTD/ Vid Of The Day -- The Morbidly Obese Sub-Moron Self-Medicates

“He’s our president, and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and his, shall we say, weight group ... morbidly obese, they say." --  House Speaker Nancy Pelosi once again amusingly neutering dimwit Donald "Disinfectant Donnie" Trump for his recent declaration that he's been taking the unproven and likely quite dangerous drug hydroxychloroquine (which can cause heart failure) as a COVID-19 preventative for "a couple weeks" because he "heard a lot of good stories."  [Ed.: what a sub-moron we've been stuck with for 3 1/2 years.] Whether or not that's true has been a matter of great speculation, but we're not going to take up any more time on it.  But it would be the irony of all ironies if Disinfectant Donnie fell ill or, shall we say, worse from taking the "cure" he's been touting for several months now.  Lots of good stuff here, here, here, here, and here, if you haven't heard enough about it already.

This is perfect (you should be following her if you're not already):

How to hydroxychloroquine pic.twitter.com/yMObDCFGXS

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 19, 2020