News item: A while ago, moron vector Donald "COVID Donnie" Trump tried on a mask, looked in the mirror and said, "It looked like the Lone Ranger." (Just for the record, the Lone Ranger wore the mask over his eyes, not his mouth, so yeah.) Yesterday, at Walter Reed Medical Center, he was photographed wearing a mask (required by Walter Reed), and his wingnut wingmen and women rushed to assure the fragile dumbass that it was a good look for him and that he now ruled Joe Biden (who's been wearing a mask in public since the pandemic started). A tweet by his "campaign" "manager" Brad Parscale should suffice to represent the other sad cheerleaders:
—
Brad Parscale (@parscale) July
11, 2020
The reality- based world reacts:
After 130,000 lives lost.— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) July 11, 2020
The proper way to react to Donald Trump finally wearing a mask is the same way you would react to a toddler who successfully uses the potty for the first time.
"Good boy! We knew you could do it! See? The mask isn't scary at all!"— Jedi, Interrupted 🏳️🌈 (@JediCounselor) July 11, 2020
Let us celebrate the presidents doing the bare minimum https://t.co/CMi1LIIZ80— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) July 11, 2020
Trump finally put on a mask. Dear nutty right-wing people: It's okay now for you to do it too.— Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) July 11, 2020
Within twelve hours Trump will say he’s worn a mask for months— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 11, 2020
the president of the united states is still the stupidest fucking recklessly-impulsive pig-ignorant science-denying toady-hiring government-wrecking spotlight-hogging conspiracy-spewing bunker-hiding dipshit on the planet but the stupid fuck wore a mask so I guess all is forgiven— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 11, 2020
Brad after he hit send on that tweet: pic.twitter.com/tZJqer6jNp— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 11, 2020
2 comments:
Love the Jedi Counselor response. Maybe he can learn to close an umbrella next.
Everybody who works on Trump's campaign should wear a clown suit, to reflect the kind of operation they're running.
infidel -- Heh heh, it would be totally appropriate.
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