Tweets Of The Day -- Rats!

This is waaay too much of a gimme -- the White House has a rat problem:

RAT TRAPS.
Multiple black box rat stations set up at White House. pic.twitter.com/1Wckyvgtiw

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) April 11, 2019

Let the shooting fish (rats?) in a barrel begin:

TODAY IN METAPHORS

— UberMitch (@UberMitch) April 11, 2019

Bigger traps with cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes should do the trick

— Stephen Weiss (@sweiss77) April 11, 2019

Do they have one that can hold  6'3" 239lb. rat?  Actually, it needs to be shorter and wider, the rat lies about its weight.

— Paul Rabin (@PaulRabin1) April 11, 2019

For when Kellyanne needs a snack or what?

— BeaglesResist (@BeaglesResist) April 11, 2019

Did they catch Stephen Miller yet? pic.twitter.com/Nw8ADK1CBG

— Brett (@BrettResists) April 11, 2019