Publish And Perish...We Hope

Guess who's writing a book? Or at least hired a ghostwriter for the job. It's corrupt Trump crime family member greasy Donald Trump Jr. Politic-ho had a "scoop" today that greasy Don Jr. has signed a book deal with an obscure publisher, Center Street Books, to write on current events and the MAGA bowel movement. Expect large type and lots of pictures of him with daddy.

Of course, the hashtag #DonJrBookTitles with suggested titles took off like greasy Don Jr. from a subpoena. Some of our favorites:

Gone With the Wind -
How Dad Lost All of Grandpa's Money.
#DonJrBookTitles

— Sylvia "She's MY cop" Harrington (@sylviatx) May 22, 2019

Working title:
‘I Love It!’: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Collusion #DonJrBookTitles https://t.co/Go0Qe8dBTz

— NotARaja (@NotARaja) May 22, 2019

The Fault In Our Genes #DonJrBookTitles

— Dave (@daveabrowne) May 22, 2019

'A Chip Off the Soviet Block' #DonJrBookTitles

— Kisa Smithson 🇲🇼| 🇰🇪 (@StyleWithKisa) May 22, 2019

The Grifts of Wrath #DonJrBookTitles

— Brandon Pierce (@brandonlpierce) May 22, 2019

American Idiot #DonJrBookTitles

— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) May 22, 2019

The View From Under The Bus #DonJrBookTitles

— Ben_Yates (@Ben_Yates) May 22, 2019

#DonJrBookTitles

Children of a Lesser Man

I Know Why the Caged Bird Was Trophy-Hunted

Pride & Narcissism

Willy Wonka & the Mob Factory

P.S. You Owe the IRS

Don Jr. Has Three Mommies

50 Shades of Hate Speech

How to Suceed In Business by Really, Really Lying

— 💘J.Mo (@Joys_Desk) May 22, 2019