Wednesday, May 8, 2019
Trump's "Spiritual Advisor" Anoints Own Son
Paula White, the holy-rolling grifter and bigoted sociopath Donald "Not Exonerated" Trump's "spiritual advisor" (that has to be a no-show job), made some news last week when she virtually proclaimed Trump as a "prophet" at the White (Supremacist) House. Showing that, like the Trump white-collar crime family, grifting is a family affair, White installed her son from her first marriage as a "pastor" in her megachurch in Florida. Apparently, this will free her up to create more of her "prosperity gospel" shakedown "churches" across the land.
As Trump knows, it's good to keep the grift in the family, that way less chance of them ratting you out to the law. Let's all praise St. Donnie and pass the Benjamins!
BONUS: In other bible- thumping grifter news, it's been reported that Jerry Falwell, Jr., enlisted former Trump fixer Michael Cohen to "disappear" some "racy" photographs back in 2015; later, Cohen helped "persuade" Falwell to endorse his orange- skinned, cloven- hooved boss. Meanwhile, Falwell's Miami pool boy denies knowing anything about the photos, which hopefully will be made public in 3, 2, 1...
(photo: Is Trump looking lustfully at his "spiritual advisor?" Mandel Nyan/AFP/Getty Images)