Former Starbucks CEO and both-sides-are-to-blame fabulist Howard "Bigbucks" Schultz is taking the summer off from the Presidential campaign trail. He's been nearly invisible there except for some explosive town halls where he's been denounced as a smug prima donna (or, "you egotistical, billionaire asshole") who could get Trump reelected by splitting the low-information independent and Dem vote. In the announcement that he was suspending his "campaign" such as it was, Schultz explained that back surgeries in the past couple of months will require rest and rehab.
It's probably best that he continue to rest his back through 2020 and beyond. Presidentin' is heavy lifting and you need a strong spine.
(photo: Sit down.)
