While demagogue and malignant narcissist Donald "The Dumb Don" Trump was in Alabama yesterday, the now-famous Trump Baby Balloon appeared to "greet" him. But before long, the balloon was slashed by a furious Trumpanzee cultist who was angered by its presence.
A mouth breathing jamoke by the name of Hoyt Hutchinson (pictured) put a long gash in the balloon, and was arrested as he bravely fled from the scene. He was arrested for felony criminal mischief and jailed. The redneck jackass has already started a Go Fund Me account, and was crowing about his brave act, while defiantly pledging to slash the balloon again if given the opportunity. The court should take that into account when sentencing him.
To those who think that these goons can be reasoned with, they can't. They're lost. These types will always be with us in varying numbers, and no promise of better health care, higher wages, or (certainly) quality education will alter their thinking. Forget it.
