Searching for a friendly venue after getting lustily booed at Nationals Park and then Madison Square Garden, totem of toxicity Donald "Rump" Trump was invited to attend today's football game in Tuscaloosa, AL, between #2 LSU and #3 Alabama. Alabama coach Nick Saban even said it was an "honor" for Trump to attend. Big mistake for the home team. Oh, he got a mostly friendly welcome from the local yokels but, as has been said, "everything Trump touches dies."
LSU 46, Alabama 41, Alabama's first home loss in 4 years.
Oops.
BONUS: Creator of the "everything Trump touches dies" (#ETTD) epigram --
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 10, 2019
