Saturday, December 7, 2019

QOTD -- The Man With A Golden Toilet


"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucet on -- and in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it, and you don't get any water..." 

"You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out," the President continued, lowering his voice as he spoke about the drips. "People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once." -- Person with nothing better to do and clearly speaking for himself Donald "Dump" Trump, during a small business roundtable yesterday ["business" pun omitted -- you're welcome!].   You may want to cut back on the evening meal of "two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and a small chocolate shake," "people."  Ugh.

2 comments:

Steve in Manhattan said...

The might be the only thing I agree with Trump on; Filet-o-Fishs are delicious. Of course, I'd have trouble finishing two of them.

W. Hackwhacker said...

Steve -- As would I (personally, I'm quite fond of IHOP's Classic Burger, but would have to stop at one!).