Saturday, February 22, 2020

Greasy Don Jr.'s Goin' A-Huntin' Fer Bears



Great white (supremacist) hunter and poster boy for why we need birth control Donald Trump, Jr. has been granted a permit to hunt grizzly bears in the Seward Peninsula in northwestern Alaska, according to reports. Alaska's Department of Fish and Game said that out of 27 spots set aside for non-residents, Greasy Don Jr. was one of three applicants for the permits. That's down from previous years, where the applications usually far outnumber the available permits.

Greasy Don Jr. is notorious for hunting large animals especially, presumably to mask his inherited insecurity and feelings of inadequacy as a failed son. As long as he's heavily armed and surrounded by armed protectors, he's a brave guy. An outfit calling themselves "The Safari Club" seems eager to boost Greasy Don Jr.'s profile, too:
"[Jr.] is scheduled to go to Alaska later this year to hunt deer and ducks.

The Safari Club this month raffled off a $150,000 seven-day 'dream hunt' expedition with Trump Jr. The raffle winner got the right to accompany the president’s son on a yacht traveling in November along coastal areas of the Tongass National Forest." (our emphasis)
"Got the right"?  Jeebus on a Ritz cracker, they really do think they're royalty. Wish the bears could shoot back; that would make it a sport.

(photo: Greasy Don Jr. meditating before a big hunt? George Etheredge/NY Times)

3 comments:

donnah said...

Honestly, I wish a bear would eat him, but would probably spit him back out. Even bears have standards.

Hackwhackers said...

donnah -- You reminded me of Leonardo DiCaprio's scene with the bear in "The Revenant" : )

donnah said...

ha ha!