Wednesday, February 19, 2020
QOTD -- Family Values
“The idea of the likes of Rush Limbaugh or Donald Trump lecturing anybody on family values... I mean, sorry but, one thing about my marriage is it’s never involved me sending hush money to a porn star after cheating on my spouse.” -- Pete Buttigieg last night at a "CNN Town Hall." Following the outrage resulting from alleged (!) underage sex tourist Oxycontin Rush Limbaugh's recent homophobic attacks on Buttigieg's marriage, family values paragon Donald "Grab 'Em By The P*ssy" Trump called his pig cosplaying buddy and told him not to apologize for the remarks. That's all you need to know about Republican family values in one sentence.