Friday, March 13, 2020

BREAKING: Brazilian Leader Tests Positive For Virus



Brazilian President and Trump clone Jair Bolsonaro has tested positive for COVID-19, according to reports. Bolsonaro and his positive-testing press aide interacted this past weekend at Merde-O-Lardo with incompetent demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump. As far as anyone knows, Trump hasn't been tested for the virus, so if it's circulating in the White (Supremacist) House undetected for now, good times.

Updates as necessary, but let the schadenfreude wash over you for now.

(photo: Trump just after meeting with Bolsonaro...allegedly!)

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