Sunday, March 22, 2020

Karma News -- Rand Paul Edition


News item:
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), who was the only senator to oppose a coronavirus relief package last month, announced Sunday that he has tested positive for the virus.
“He is feeling fine and is in quarantine,” an announcement on his Twitter said. “He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events.”[snip]
Paul, a physician who has a Kentucky-issued medical license, was the only senator to vote against an $8.3 billion emergency coronavirus package. He also was one of the eight senators who voted against paid sick leave in a stimulus bill that passed with an overwhelming 90-8 vote last week. (our emphasis)

Don't worry.  He'll get priority, special treatment, because he's much more valuable to our civilization than others.  And, as his party's leader said, "Perhaps that's the story of life."

1 comment:

donnah said...

I should send thoughts and prayers, but my thoughts aren't very nice and my prayers aren't genuine.

Sorry, dude!