News item: "Stocks plunge, trigger circuit breaker," as Dow drops over 2,000 points at the opening bell today. Criminally clueless sociopath Donald "Dear Leader" Trump shambled out at yesterday's COVID-19 press conference and implied that the problem with the shaky stock market -- his main concern -- was solved after the Fed lowered interest rates to near zero.
— 🦦Marie-Caroline🦥 (@NoWay7790) March 14, 2020
— Shawna screams into the void 🌑 (@StickyToadFeet) March 14, 2020
