Disgraced former Milwaukee County sheriff and cowboy cosplay lunatic David "Uncle Ruckus" Clarke, Jr. had some contrarian advice about the COVID-19 pandemic for his fellow MAGA cultists (since deleted by Twitter because they encouraged "self harm"):
Yeah, MAGAts. To hell with the health professionals, the sheriff's telling you to get out there and roll around in the virus! Own the libs! (Steve M. at No More Mister Nice Blog has a thorough dismantling of the unscientific "foundation" behind Clarke's idiocy.) Others react:GO INTO THE STREETS FOLKS. Visit bars, restaurants, shopping malls, CHURCHES and demand that your schools re-open. NOW!— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) March 15, 2020
If government doesn’t stop this foolishness...STAY IN THE STREETS.
END GOVERNEMNT CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES. IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
THIS IS AN EXPLOITATION OF A CRISIS.
You a special kinda stupid, ain't ya, cupcake?— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) March 15, 2020
You are criminally stupid. Also your hat sucks.— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) March 15, 2020
Reported for expressing intentions of self harm.— (((Josh))) Noli Timere (@jdlbrooklyn) March 16, 2020
I’m definitely not taking public health advice from the guy who let inmates die of dehydration in his county’s jail!— Dextrosity (@thedextrosity) March 15, 2020
Oh my, you’re a fool.— John Sipher (@john_sipher) March 16, 2020
Yosemite f’king Sam here was considered by our current dunderheaded POTUS for a position at DHS. Someone get him the mental-health treatment he desperately needs. But if any media take him seriously again they should be shamed til the end of time— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) March 16, 2020
And they gave you a badge and a gun?— Ariaa Jaeger (@AriaaJaeger) March 16, 2020
The people listening to him...I say just let them. 🤷🏻♀️— ʝ3ИИᎥƒᗩC3 (@j3nnifac3) March 16, 2020
(photo illustration: More flair than a TGI Friday's server)
If there was a Willfully Stupid Jail, Trump would have the main cell, but Sheriff Clarke would be nearby, locked up for life.
ReplyDeletedonnah -- You could hand Clarke the keys to his cell and he still wouldn't know how to get out.....
ReplyDeleteHa ha, true!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Trump's latest tweet? It set me on fire.
“Respirators, ventilators, all of the equipment — try getting it yourselves,” Mr. Trump told the governors during the conference call, a recording of which was shared with The New York Times.
“We will be backing you, but try getting it yourselves. Point of sales, much better, much more direct if you can get it yourself.”
The suggestion surprised some of the governors, who have been scrambling to contain the outbreak and are increasingly looking to the federal government for help with equipment, personnel and financial aid.”
So the Asshole in Chief is absolving himself from all responsibility. POINT of SALES? He's a mercenary who should be in handcuffs.
Maybe they can try ordering equipment from that guy with the 17,000 bottles of hand sanitizer. Who knows what else he's got lying around.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is up with Clarke's shirt? He looks like he swallowed an electromagnet and then walked through a bling factory.
Infidel -- I think you solved it! I wonder if he's got one that tells him when he's due for his next oil change!
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