Twit Tweet, Thwap: Play Ball Edition

Twit tweet:

Because of my strong focus on the China Virus, including scheduled meetings on Vaccines, our economy and much else, I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the @Yankees on August 15th. We will make it later in the season!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2020

Thwap:

Saturday. pic.twitter.com/b6Twgzmqxj

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) July 26, 2020

 

I guess his favorite golf course is open again.

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) July 26, 2020

I don't think he can throw a pitch. Even a Fauci pitch.

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) July 26, 2020

And you seem so naturally athletic. pic.twitter.com/vxkBhzgmnX

— Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈 (@Amy_Siskind) July 26, 2020

In that case here’s what you’ll be missing: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 26, 2020

Tweets the busy guy from his New Jersey golf course. He cant handle the fact that both teams will be taking a knee- even if before the anthem.

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) July 26, 2020

You should have told ‘em you were training for the Iron Man Triathalon, it would have been more believable. @realDonaldTrump

— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) July 26, 2020

Well, a pitching mound is like a ramp, so this is probably for the best.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 26, 2020

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're a complete idiot.

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) July 26, 2020

Nah, it’s cuz you’re a coward.

— John Sipher (@john_sipher) July 26, 2020

"China Virus"

Imagine being this proud of being a freaking racist.

But here we are.

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) July 26, 2020

(photo: Formerly respected NFL star Brett Favre with a very busy, Very Stable Genius working 24 / 7 on the Trump Virus)