Sunday, October 25, 2020

Pence Staff Test Positive For COVID-19

 


Despite White (Supremacist) House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows' attempt to hide the news, reports indicate that members of Trump towel boy and smarmy fly-guy VP Mike "Lord of the Flies" Pence's staff have tested positive for COVID-19.  Pence's chief of staff Marc "Coming Up" Short and a senior political aide Marty "Not Smarty" Obst tested positive yesterday, but despite their close contact with him, Pence will continue to maintain his COVID-spreading schedule of super-spreading rallies, including one today in North Carolina and one tomorrow in virus hot spot Wisconsin. Pence is laughably defending his travel by claiming he'll "maintain his schedule in accordance with the CDC guidelines for essential personnel," as if that's worked so far.

As new COVID cases surge to record heights, the virus spread among the Trump-Pence inner circle continues, as does their reckless and dangerous behavior all in deadly service to Dear Leader's desperation and delusion as the clock ticks toward election day.

(photo: Poor fly)

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