Twit Tweet from Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LAlaland), concerning his fourth wife:
My wife has the gift of premonition.
— Rep. Clay Higgins (@RepClayHiggins) October 23, 2020
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
Becca awoke crying.
What happened to our freedom? She asked.
What indeed.
Thwap:
— America Needs a constitutional convention (@NE_AD50) October 23, 2020
I keep having a nightmare that a quarter million of my fellow Americans have died in 7 months. Then I wake up & it's actually happened.
— Eryn (@Leighbra) October 23, 2020
— Kurt "Mask Up, Vote Early" Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) October 23, 2020
Are your shrooms locally sourced here in Louisiana?
— john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) October 23, 2020
Tell Becca to stop day drinking. pic.twitter.com/CcjuL3IPe2
— The Righteous Llama (@SylviaD07822125) October 23, 2020
We’re inside your attic, Clay - better not sleep tonight - or we’re gonna steal your underwear and “Best of Air Supply” CDs. 👀👀👀👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/rxqMqQumZf
— Stuart “For the love of God, VOTE!” Harrison 👀 (@TheRealStuart_) October 23, 2020
It sure is tough being a powerful white family in Louisiana, my heart goes out to you both
— Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) October 23, 2020
And, finally,
This you? pic.twitter.com/vrd1wXPeq6
— spit bubble blower (@JucheMane) October 23, 2020
Evergreen --
(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 12/17)
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