Friday, November 6, 2020

Intervention Planned For Trump?


There are reports from inside the White (Supremacist) House that aides are trying to determine when and how to break the news to demagogue and unhinged autocrat Donald "COVID Donnie" Trump that he's lost the election. The pointless and meritless lawsuits his lawyers are filing are only a way to soothe his broken ego and keep his hopes up. For a malignant narcissist like Trump, defeat and humiliation would be a very serious psychic blow. He almost certainly will never concede, and may try to occupy the White (Supremacist) House, requiring his forceable removal.

Son-in-law and waxen slumlord Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner and the object of Trump's lust, his complicit daughter Ivanka, are said to be the key candidates for approaching him with the news, and that he will have to leave when his term is up. CNN reporter Kaitlin Collins spoke about the conversation going on regarding that dilemma:

“That’s a conversation that I’m told the president’s allies are still having, they’re not sure who that person is going to be. They’ve talked about Jared Kushner, someone like an Ivanka Trump, but they haven’t figured out who it is to bring the president to terms with reality."

Good luck with that. Perhaps a syringe with Thorazine would be a start. In any event, despite the final tally of votes not being in, the Biden campaign is increasingly confident of both victory and of the concern about Trump refusing to leave:

"Andrew Bates, spokesman for the Biden campaign, said they were not worried.

'The US government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House,' he said."

 

So start packing, COVID Donnie -- and don't take any of the china or silverware!