Earlier today, narcissistic sociopath and one-term impeached loser Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump ducked his corrupt and deranged consigliere Rudy "Hands In Pants" Giuliani's latest clown show in Gettysburg, PA, to yell "fraud" and "stolen election." The reason given by the White (Supremacist) House is that one of Trump's Elite Strike Force of Power Rangers, Russian-born Trumpkin Boris "Shitsteyn" Epshteyn, tested positive for COVID-19, i.e. the Trump Virus. Either that, or Trump was reluctant to stand near Hands In Pants for fear of getting some sweaty hair dye blown on him, and listening to farcical voter fraud "testimony" from the very cult members that he finds disgusting. Instead, Mango Mussolini phoned in to spew lies about the election.
As an aside, we're not counting, but we wouldn't be surprised if the COVID positivity rate among these hacks and scoundrels is upwards of 90%.
UPDATE: Trump ended up calling into a cellphone that his "attorney" held up to the microphone in order for him to spout the usual deranged bullshit about winning the election. What a tenth- rate shitshow.
(photo: "Mr. President, I have Ukrainian President Zelensky on the line again....hello? Mr. President?")
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