Mad as this all is, I'm losing it over "too many to put here" because it's absolutely perfect. pic.twitter.com/lXA9w1YfZt
— Spooks Malloy (@nhs_groverhaus) November 30, 2020
Given his diet, he should know about "massive dumps" --
Trump whines to Maria Bartiromo about the “massive dumps” he says cost him the election pic.twitter.com/oX2RPPOwbi
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 29, 2020
Trump's legacy --
US coronavirus cases by month in 2020:
— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 30, 2020
March: 186,200
April: 883,199
May: 723,166
June: 845,736
July: 1,926,970
August: 1,479,756
September: 1,215,901
October: 1,940,522
November: 4,252,822
(As of 9 a.m. ET Nov. 30, 2020)
Have a very felon, er, Melon holiday --
This should distract us while Eric packs all the presidential china for sale on eBay. https://t.co/mOrNgRuhzl
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) November 30, 2020
The font of all knowledge --
I wanted to create a new font that was crass, unsophisticated and poorly executed so I turned to none other than @realDonaldTrump for inspiration. If only it had a name... pic.twitter.com/jzGg3UpP6u
— Kevin Abosch (@kevinabosch) November 29, 2020
You're not a bot, right? --
when you need to confirm you're not a robot pic.twitter.com/nueeljlewl
— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) November 29, 2020
