Unbelievable!
Everyone:
— Alan! (@o2bnobx) November 5, 2020
I can't believe they've purged millions of voters!
I can't believe they've closed thousands of polling places!
I can't believe they've deliberately sabotaged the mail!
I can't believe they are limiting drop-boxes!
I can't believe it's this close!
In the Trump bunker --
Live look at the White House bunker where Trump is trying to stop the counting of ballots.
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) November 4, 2020
The internet remains undefeated... pic.twitter.com/nd79MMYSuS
=Cough= Trump 2020! =wheeze= MAGA! =cough= --
President Trump is still outperforming his 2016 margins in counties where the COVID-19 death rate was highest. pic.twitter.com/uAjyMs0wFK
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 4, 2020
Greatest hits --
From the guy who brought you “the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests” comes the new hit single “I’m only losing because they’re counting all the votes against me”
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 4, 2020
Moving along --
Are they moving out already?
— Jamie Schler (@lifesafeast) November 4, 2020
pic.twitter.com/pfF9bdpyTJ
Sounds about right --
In 2021, Republican Party will have more QAnon Members of House of Representatives than African Americans.
— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) November 5, 2020
This, too --
Chasing small-ball deals with McConnell and letting him pick your cabinet guarantees a depressed base and big GOP gains in 2022. McConnell will pick your pocket for two years before robbing you blind. If there's a double runoff in GA Dems can still take the Senate. It's critical.
— Adam Jentleson 🎈 (@AJentleson) November 5, 2020
And, finally --
If your election lasts more than 48 hours, seek medical attention
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 5, 2020
4 comments:
Heh. Good stuff here. Jentleson is right. People call Moscow Mitch a turtle, but really he's a viper. There's no playing nice with that.
That moving van parked in front of the White House was delivering Depends.
Donnah: Hah! All too likely.
Time to play hardball with Mitch McConnel. Lots of federal facilities if Kentucky. While closing facilities and bases is more involved the moving of personnel is entirely up to POTUS, and/or CinC.
All the military personnel at Fort Knox and Fort Campbell can be relocated entirely at the president's discretion. Ask McConnel to vote your way and when he doesn't shift another unit, and all associated federal spending, out of Kentucky. One example: The 101 Airborne has roughly 30,000 people. Probably at least equal to that in civilian support jobs. Likely billions in federal spending.
The POTUS doesn't need a reason but we could shift the 101st to Arizona, a state that went for Biden, explaining that given the odds are they are going to the Middle-East Arizona allows them to better acclimate to the hot and dry climate. I'm sure Arizona would love the economic boost.
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