Tuesday, December 8, 2020

BREAKING: Another Power Ranger Down With COVID



Jenna Ellis, the traffic court prosecutor who is one of demagogue and buffoon Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump's Elite Strike Force Power Rangers, has caught the COVID-19 virus (no word whether gaseous lunatic Rudy "Hands In Pants" Giuliani was the super spreader, but we'd bet he was). From Axios:

President Trump's lawyer Jenna Ellis has informed associates she tested positive for the coronavirus, multiple sources tell Axios, stirring West Wing fears after she attended a senior staff Christmas party on Friday.

Driving the news: There are concerns about the potential for another White House superspreader event, though it was unclear whether Ellis posed a risk when she attended. Ellis declined to confirm the diagnosis to Axios.

'People brought their families,' said one senior White House official who attended the party and has since been informed of Ellis' diagnosis.

The revelation follows Sunday's news that Ellis' legal sidekick Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized after testing positive."

These maskless sociopaths don't give a rip about other people's families, especially members of their Dear Leader's cult. 

(photo: Ellis, with Hands In Pants, reacting to his infamous release of noxious fumes)

3 comments:

bt1138 said...

This really is the "Let God Sort It Out" crowd.

Hackwhackers said...

bt1138 -- Or, as Alfred E. Neuman would put it, "what, me worry?"

donnah said...

And he was whisked off to the hospital, dosed up with Trump's exclusive drug cocktail, and will be back out soon, ready to resume the murder of democracy.