Happy new year everybody! Jesus, is Trump still president? Its like waiting for a scab to fall off.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) January 1, 2021
One of the reasons I’m looking forward to 2021, is not having to hear the voice of that wheezing gargoyle every day.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 31, 2020
Which, by the way, is exactly what Melania just texted her divorce lawyer.
2020:
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) December 31, 2020
A. Don’t let the screen door hit you where the good lord split you
B. I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go
What. A. Year. Happy New Years pic.twitter.com/mpi5IImI9b
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 31, 2020
I must say, if I were to compare 2020 to a food, it would definitely have to be gas station sushi.
— 🖕🏻Aunt Crabby calls Bullshit 🖕🏻 (@DearAuntCrabby) January 1, 2021
I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) December 31, 2020
May everyone’s 2021 be as great as this... pic.twitter.com/ziofCKvuiu
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) December 31, 2020
And, finally --
Thinking about all of the people who didn't make it through 2020 due to criminal neglect.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 1, 2021
