Tweets of the Day

 

Corrupt Texas AG Paxton can run, but he can't hide --

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home Monday in a truck driven by his wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, to avoid being served a subpoena, according to an affidavit filed in federal court. https://t.co/kViB6HjYKE

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) September 27, 2022

The feeling's likely mutual --  

Former DeSantis staffer says Ron DeSantis calls Trump “a TV personality and a moron who has no business running for president”. Sounds about right.

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) September 27, 2022

How about "seditionist," "insurrectionist," or "fascist pirate"--

As jury selection begins, OathKeepers founder Stewart Rhodes files motion asking court "preclude the government or witnesses from using the following terms..to describe the defendants: “anti-government" “militia”.. “extremists” "racist".. “white
supremacist”.. “white nationalist” pic.twitter.com/G0FLQrC3L9

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) September 27, 2022

 

Wingnut Clarence Thomas is apparently a tax cheat, too -- 

Justice Clarence Thomas failed to report nearly $700,000 of his wife's income, checking a box that said "none" on disclosure forms--according to @CommonCause https://t.co/PinjdBI6Yt

— Michele Goodwin (@michelebgoodwin) September 27, 2022

Screwy Louie Gohmert's gone "down the rabbit hole" of the Big Lie --

Louie Gohmert strikes againhttps://t.co/3ulPw0bE3k pic.twitter.com/hXB9mkQRek

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 27, 2022

Soviet-style election returns in Donbas --  

No need to sit down, but 🇷🇺-installed officials have announced the preliminary results of their “referendums” in occupied Ukraine:

- 97% in Kherson region

- 98% in Zaporizhzhia

- 98% in “Donetsk People’s Republic”

- 98% in “Luhansk People’s Republic”

— James Waterhouse (@JamWaterhouse) September 27, 2022

Twenty-five years smoking weed and no "o.d." yet --  

ive been trying to od on weed for like 25 years and nothings happened https://t.co/94QLKpKqj8

— pants (@hierophantess) September 27, 2022

"Lemme at 'im, lemme at 'im ..... on second thought" -- 

Don't hold me back...🐶🐾😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VPkVw8CwZD

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 27, 2022