Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Clash Of The Floriduh Guys

 


Oh, to be a fly on the wall as the Malignant Loser watched his envied rival Gov. Ron "DeSanctimonious" DeSantis win a landslide victory while the Malignant Loser's endorsed candidates were losing or faltering across the nation. We presume his staff had the presence to remove plates and ketchup containers from the room beforehand. "Bootsie" DeSantis' strong win over former Gov. Charlie Crist should take the rivalry from simmering to thermonuclear in short order. The Malignant Loser has already threatened DeSantis with "dirt" if he chooses to run in 2024, a very Trumpian / crime boss move. The WaPo looked at the election results and calls them a "setback" for the mentally unhinged demagogue:

"One likely contender for the Republican presidential nomination in 2024 had a triumphant night on Tuesday, and it wasn’t Donald Trump.

The former president spent the final days of the campaign lashing out and even threatening Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, whose apparent interest in running against Trump has puzzled him, according to advisers who spoke on the condition of anonymity to reflect private conversations. The Florida governor didn’t return fire, other than to hold his own campaign event on Saturday, competing with a Trump rally in Miami and further irking the former president.

Come election night, however, it was DeSantis holding the ebullient victory party, having won reelection in a 20-point landslide, almost 15 points better than Trump’s 2020 margin in their shared home state. At the party, DeSantis’s supporters chanted 'Two more years! — encouraging the governor to seek the presidency before finishing his second term.

Trump’s own watch party, by contrast, was diminished by a tropical storm barreling toward his Mar-a-Lago resort, located by Wednesday morning in a mandatory evacuation zone.  (our emphasis)

Yes, time to evacuate the Malignant Loser as far away as possible (and be sure he secures any remaining classified documents at his "resort"). 

(photos: Reuters)