Thursday, January 5, 2023

Kari Lake, Duly Elected Governor Of Crazytown



Get the net and straitjacket!  Arizona's deluded denier Kari "Half-Baked" Lake has given herself a new title:

Arizona Republican Kari Lake played a game of make believe when she crowned herself “the duly elected governor” during a call-in to right-wing streaming channel Real America’s Voice this week.

Lake, who lost the 2022 gubernatorial election to Democrat Katie Hobbs (D) and subsequently lost an election lawsuit, claimed that the election was rigged “in broad daylight” before she gave herself the phony title.

Her opponent was sworn in as governor on Monday, but that hasn’t stopped Lake from making her latest claim.

“They had to pull out all the stops and do this in broad daylight so everyone saw it,” said Lake, who was backed by former President Donald Trump in the 2022 election.

“The way we get it changed is we get the real governor, the duly elected governor, myself, in there to work with lawmakers, to change our laws, put some teeth into the laws, and frankly, we need to recall every one of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors.”... (our emphasis)

Yes, that's all absolutely going to happen, Governor Lake.  Now, if you'll put on this ceremonial jacket and come along with us, we'll take you to the Governor's mansion with the nice security bars on the window, and with your attendants all dressed in sparkling white to see to your every need! 

(Image:  via Twitter)


1 comment:

Mart said...

As the beloved & currently exiled King of the Lou (not loo dambit), I would find this level of crazy amusing if it wasn't stochastic terrorism.