As he posted on his failing vanity social media site (our emphasis):
"...AFTER 8 YEARS OF VARIOUS POLITICALLY MOTIVATED INVESTIGATIONS, HOAXES, SCAMS, AND WITCH HUNTS, THIS MUST MAKE ME THE MOST HONEST AND HONORABLE MAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD..."
Hahahaha! April Fool's!
(Photo: a dishonest fool for all seasons/ Evan Vucci, AP)