The Biden Boom --
Clearly the problem is that there are not enough technical terms for when the economy is good, because no TV producer dares say the magic words:
— chatham harrison is tending his garden (@chathamharrison) April 17, 2023
Biden. Boom. https://t.co/tnQ5xOkzst
Financial Times: US manufacturing investment DOUBLES after Biden subsidies launch https://t.co/Dcrp8a8NIy
— Ben LaBolt (@WHCommsDir) April 16, 2023
Just the cost of doing (dirty) business --
New @politico: Rupert Wins Again https://t.co/KEchLoZ3jg
— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) April 19, 2023
Next up: Rudy, Mein Pillow guy, OAN, Newsmax, etc. --
Take everything he’s got. Leave him with a beat up 1986 Honda Civic and a trunk full of pillows. https://t.co/9vHY2xYlYz
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) April 19, 2023
The GQP circus is in town --
In case you thought @GOPoversight was some kind of pathetic joke, well, (clown horn) MTG is here to assure you that (slide whistle) they’re laser focused on the big issues (whoopie cushion) https://t.co/jpwPCGv3Mc
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) April 18, 2023
being a hypocritical dipshit should also be illegal but here we are https://t.co/vtw6dJVsXX
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 19, 2023
Bootsie not ready for prime time? --
it does not bode well for the Republican Party that the donor class and activist base sanctified a Successor over the course of two years and several weeks of donald calling him "meatball ron" reduced him to nervous tears and chapter 11 bankruptcy
— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) April 17, 2023
What's that Musk-y smell? Hearing from the sexperts themselves --
Wow it’s like Casanova and Don Juan themselves https://t.co/YSFQy2hEbR
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) April 19, 2023
Carlson should have interviewed Musk with them each standing at testicle tanners.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 19, 2023
Two-mile-long gun reform human chain in Nashville --
The human chain from Monroe Carell Jr. Children's Hospital at Vanderbilt has unfurled itself to the Tennessee capitol.
— NewsChannel 5 (@NC5) April 18, 2023
This is as a result from those wanting to see gun legislation after The Covenant School shooting. https://t.co/G5j1cPdg2V
Ukraine's Spring offensive underway --
⚡️Defense Ministry: 'Complex measures' of planned counteroffensive 'already underway' in the east.
— The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) April 19, 2023
"Complex measures" of Ukraine's planned counteroffensive are "already underway" in the east, Deputy Defense Minister Hanna Maliar said on national television on April 19.
"It's comedy gold, Jerry, gold!" --
21-year-old natasha lyonne telling this joke on live television pic.twitter.com/znTqcru3kJ https://t.co/1LZdJSVIjj
— ellisima 🪆 (@NICKYSNlCHOLS) April 13, 2023
