Former failed New Jersey Governor and traffic saboteur Chris "Krispykreme" Christie formally announced his sure-to-fail bid for the Republican / Shooters / Forced Birth party nomination yesterday in New Hampshire, firing salvos at the front running Malignant Loser. His meat axe-wielding style of politics will be amusing to watch as he goes after the Malignant Loser's criminal carcass, as he did yesterday:
"In New Hampshire, a state that is key to Christie’s chances, the ex-governor began a point-by-point take down of promises that Trump made and never kept. He noted that Trump did not fulfill his pledge to repeal and replace Obamacare and that any recent attendee of one of Trump’s rallies might leave after listening to the former president mistakenly thinking that he had succeeded in building a wall along the entire southern border and had made Mexico pay for it.
'He got a quarter of the wall built and Mexico hasn’t given us our first peso. We paid for all of it,' Christie said.
Christie noted that he had recently heard Trump claim that if he is reelected he would settle the war in Ukraine in 24 hours: 'Did you hear that one? That’s a beauty. … In a career of complete falsehoods, that makes the top five.' [snip]
'A lonely, self-consumed, self-serving mirror hog is not a leader,' Christie said, before accusing other rivals of being 'pretenders all around us who want to tell you, ‘Pick me. Because I’m kind of like what you picked before, but not quite as crazy. But I don’t want to say his name.’ He said he would leave no doubts about the target of his criticism.
'The person I am talking about — who is obsessed with the mirror, who never admits a mistake, who never admits a fault, and who always find someone else and something else to blame for whatever goes wrong but finds every reason to take credit for anything that goes right is Donald Trump.'" (our emphasis)
Of course Christie was one of the first to endorse the Malignant Loser in 2016, and would not stray far from the Malignant Loser's noxious, fascistic policies if he ever got into office. His singular appeal as a candidate for those who despise the Malignant Loser is his willingness to hack off his opponents' gonads, as he did with Sen. Marco "Little Marco" Rubio in a Republican debate in 2016. If he has enough in the bank to last a year, he should provide some entertainment not only in going after the Malignant Loser, but his spineless colleagues in the race.
(photo: In happier times. Drew Angerer / Getty Images)
