With apologies to Nixon's Watergate "plumbers" --
"The Boss" and his posse "attempted to carry out a coverup that prosecutors depicted as so ham-handed that it recalls the Watergate plumbers at their worst," writes @sbg1 https://t.co/tOBN23dOX6
— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) July 28, 2023
Other song choices might include "I Fought The Law,""Liar, Liar" and hundreds more --
Team Trump is furious at host IA Governor Kim Reynolds after Trump’s intro song last night started out with the lyrics, “One could end up going to prison.” pic.twitter.com/UuFdpoenmw
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 29, 2023
Answer: because the MAGA base of the party is also racist, misogynist and treasonous --
Why is it so tough for most GOP presidential candidates to take the wide open “I’m not the racist, rapist traitor” lane in their race?
— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) July 29, 2023
The Malignant Loser loses case over CNN's reference to his "Big Lie" --
OVERNIGHT: A federal judge (appointed by Donald Trump) dismissed Trump’s lawsuit claiming CNN defamed him by using the phrase “The Big Lie,” which Trump says implicitly compares him to Hitler.
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) July 29, 2023
Lawsuit dismissed *with* prejudice. https://t.co/Y4goldofbY pic.twitter.com/ReJdmssJ2o
"Justice" Alito won't tolerate any interference with his grifting --
Justice Alito tells the @WSJ that Congress has no business policing SCOTUS. "I know this is a controversial view, but I’m willing to say it... No provision in the Constitution gives them the authority to regulate the Supreme Court—period." https://t.co/tor4akmv75
— Nate Raymond (@nateraymond) July 28, 2023
A functional Congress would impeach Alito just for saying that, purely to send a message to the judiciary
— poorly hidden account (@poorly_hidden) July 28, 2023
White supremacist Ron "Bootsie" DeSantis doubles down on his "slavery was a job training program" crap --
Congrats to Dead Bounce Ron who has now managed to pick a fight over slavery with three out of the five African American Republicans in Congress. https://t.co/THuPwl8glc
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 29, 2023
When does white-as-Wonder-Bread @RonDeSantis stop telling Black people they don’t understand Black history?
— Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) July 28, 2023
This is going on 8 days as a story, btw. https://t.co/zRx389iRRm
All in the cause of freedom and family values, of course --
Big Gov Republicans are passing laws that give them the power to see your kids genitals. π
— Rachel Bitecofer πππΊπ²πΊπ¦ (@RachelBitecofer) July 27, 2023
pic.twitter.com/JLztdZFO54
See the irony --
A European imperialist invader will give stolen plunder & loot to African countries and no one will see the irony. https://t.co/e5m8C6WtQ9
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) July 29, 2023
Jason Aldean has competition --
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 29, 2023