Friday, August 11, 2023

Only The Best: The Groping Trump Advisor



One of the Malignant Loser's closest advisors is Russia-born political "strategist" Boris "Shitstain" Epshteyn.  Epshteyn has been identified as the likely co-conspirator #6 in the plot to overturn the 2020 election in Special Counsel Jack Smith's indictment of the Malignant Loser. He's been a propagandist on the right-wing Sinclair Network and recently a co-counsel for the Malignant Loser in the defamation and rape case brought by writer E. Jean Carroll. Interestingly, sexual assault is apparently a topic familiar to Epshteyn, having been arrested in 2021 in Scottsdale, AZ for groping two sisters at a bar. NBC News has the details:

"Trump adviser Boris Epshteyn was arrested in 2021 over allegations that he groped two women at an Arizona bar, newly released police bodycam video shows.

Three sexual misconduct charges were later dropped, and Epshteyn pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge two months after the incident in Scottsdale. The conviction was set aside after Epshteyn completed his sentence of probation.

Bodycam video first obtained by The Arizona Republic of Phoenix shows police speaking separately to Epshteyn and a woman who accused him of repeatedly grabbing her and her sister at a bar called the Bottled Blonde on Oct. 10, 2021. [snip]

One of the women Epshteyn was accused of groping told police in the bodycam video that the incident started after he approached her group and invited them to his table for free drinks.

At the table, Epshteyn began touching the women “inappropriately,” including grabbing them by their waists and pulling them to his crotch, the police report said, citing the woman’s account. Epshteyn was 39 at the time.

The woman told police in the video that she left the table but that her sister, 23, did not. When she returned to get her sister, she was 'crying and upset,' and she told her that Epshteyn had grabbed her and pulled her toward him when she tried to leave."  (our emphasis)

In a detail from NBC's report, the woman that Epshteyn was accused of assaulting gave a description that encapsulates the Malignant Loser's posse of mob-like, misogynist criminals:

"Asked to describe the man, the woman in the video said that he was 'ugly' and that he was wearing a 'white Ralph Lauren polo,' adding that he looked like a 'fatter Tony Soprano.'” 

He's apparently detested among the Malignant Loser's circle for sticking his nose in others' business, claiming credit where none is due, and causing chaos among the Malignant Loser's legal team. As to his groping women, though, he fits right in with his cult leader.

BONUS:  As Kwark points out in Comments, the go-to source for edumacational material in Florida schools, Dennis Prager, thinks viewing and whacking off to animated child porn is ok.

(photo: "Ugly" Epshteyn being loaded into the paddywagon. Scottsdale Police)


2 comments:

Kwark said...

So, waiting for the inevitable response from the right wing blogosphere that this is evidence that "Even the Scottsdale, Arizona police are now weaponized in the service of the woke leftist war against REAL men". "I mean, what's wrong with a little unwanted groping among strangers" said Dennis Prager when asked for comment on the situation.

W. Hackwhacker said...

Kwark -- Lol, you're prescient!