Friday, September 29, 2023

Tweets / Xeets Of The Day

 

The shutdown about nothing (cue "Seinfeld" theme music) --

 

 

Obstructing justice for their cult leader --

 


Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) puts Republicans' impeachment inquiry in context --

 

 

House Republican Putin caucus numbers 117 --

 


Fani is! --

 

 

Can I get a witness? --

 


An RBG- level disaster? --

 


All the lies and both- sidesism fit to print  --

 


Don't sleep on racist radical Virginia Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin --

 


What's that Musk-y smell?  All hat (worn backwards), no cattle immigrant Elon --

 

 

 

On the cutting edge of ugly (Happy Friday!) --

 

 

 

Ed. note:  a quick advisory that the days of this Hackwhackers feature may be numbered, due to the ongoing genius of the Chief Twit:

Elon Musk said Monday he's moving to require all users to pay a monthly fee to use his social media site X, previously called Twitter.

No. Nope. Non. Nein. Nyet. 


 

4 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Squeaker Qevin: I still don't know what the idea is.

Major Traitor Greene: It's about nothing.

Qevin: Right?

Greene: Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing.

Qevin: So, we go into Congress, we tell them we've got a shutdown about nothing.

Greene: Exactly.

Qevin: They say, "What's your shutdown about?" I say, "Nothing."

Greene: There you go.

(September passes)

Qevin: (Nodding) I think you may have something there.

Anonymous said...

Just want to let you know how deeply you will be missed if you no longer post because of Chief Twit policy change. Your blog has been a daily "go to" and very much appreciated. Thanks for your past efforts and all the best in the future.

W. Hackwhacker said...

Gene -- excellent Seinfeld adaptation!!

W. Hackwhacker said...

Anon -- not to worry; it would only involve the "Tweets / Xeets of the Day" feature. We'd keep blogging on!! Thank you for your kind and much appreciated words!!