The Ten Commandments of Speaker "MAGA Mike" Johnson and the House Republican MAGAt coup caucus, as provided by George Conway:
To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on DonaldJTrump.com.3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).
Can we get an amen!?
(Photo: Seven of the least "Christian" people you'll ever see, including "MAGA Mike" Johnson in the blue suit with his back facing the camera, praying on the House floor on October 25 / X)
