QOTD -- Apply Now!

 

Satirist Alexandra Petri has her hands on an application form for working in the next Trump administration!  We've selected a few:

1. What is your political philosophy?

(a) “It’s a republic, not a democracy”-anism

(b) Autocracy

(c) Thinking about ancient Rome *wink emoji*  [snip]

5. What do you think of the Constitution?

(a) Big fan of the boat; can take or leave the document

(b) I like the version of it that exists in Leonard Leo’s head

6. When should life begin and end, ideally?

(a) Conception; allowing a beautiful AR-15 to express itself freely in a public space

(b) Conception; doesn’t matter as long as it leaves behind an insupportable burden of medical debt

(c) Conception; of the complications of being forced to carry a nonviable pregnancy to term to delight a group of state legislators  [snip]

14. Racism?

(a) Has never existed

(b) Yes, please!  [snip]

17. What should there be more of and fewer of, respectively?

(a) Book burnings; public schools

(b) Tariffs; elections

(c) Forced births; immigrants

Go to the link for the rest.  Good luck! 

But, while this is offered as humor, there is actually a form that the Malignant Loser's merry band of fascists has put together to screen potential gauleiters.  Let's file that under delusions of grandeur for now.