Satirist Alexandra Petri has her hands on an application form for working in the next Trump administration! We've selected a few:
1. What is your political philosophy?
(a) “It’s a republic, not a democracy”-anism
(b) Autocracy
(c) Thinking about ancient Rome *wink emoji* [snip]
5. What do you think of the Constitution?
(a) Big fan of the boat; can take or leave the document
(b) I like the version of it that exists in Leonard Leo’s head
6. When should life begin and end, ideally?
(a) Conception; allowing a beautiful AR-15 to express itself freely in a public space
(b) Conception; doesn’t matter as long as it leaves behind an insupportable burden of medical debt
(c) Conception; of the complications of being forced to carry a nonviable pregnancy to term to delight a group of state legislators [snip]
14. Racism?
(a) Has never existed
(b) Yes, please! [snip]
17. What should there be more of and fewer of, respectively?
(a) Book burnings; public schools
(b) Tariffs; elections
(c) Forced births; immigrants
Go to the link for the rest. Good luck!
But, while this is offered as humor, there is actually a form that the Malignant Loser's merry band of fascists has put together to screen potential gauleiters. Let's file that under delusions of grandeur for now.
