Sunday, December 10, 2023

QOTD -- Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

 

"... Next week, House Republicans plan to vote to authorize a formal impeachment inquiry into President Biden. You see, they believe they have finally found the smoking gun that proves Biden guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors: He helped his son buy a pickup truck in 2018.

"They have become the Three Stooges of the House’s Biden investigations: Jim, Jason and James, stepping on rakes and getting hit by falling flowerpots as they try to make a case for their predetermined outcome of impeaching the president. Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan is Moe, thundering and blundering in his repeated failures to prove Biden’s 'weaponization' of the government. Jason Smith, the in-over-his-head chairman of Ways and Means, is Larry, brainlessly reciting whatever script is in front of him. And Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer is Curly, perpetually getting a pie in the face when the 'evidence' he produces is immediately debunked.

“'BREAKING,' Comer announced on social media this week, with two siren emojis. 'Hunter Biden’s business entity, Owasco PC, made direct monthly payments to Joe Biden.' This was evidence that the president 'knew & benefitted from his family’s business schemes.' But it turned out the payments, for all of $1,380 each, were repayments for a 2018 Ford Raptor truck Biden helped his son Hunter buy at a time when the younger Biden was broke because of his drug addiction..." -- Dana Milbank, Washington Post, in "Meet the Biden impeachment managers: Larry, Moe, and Curly."  Pretty much any member of the House Republican/ Christofascist caucus could be interchanged with these Three Stooges, or take leading roles in "Fascist Follies of 2023."  Remember, these are some of the same Stooges who tried to get the Malignant Loser's two impeachments expunged. To see these... clowns... running interference for the Malignant Loser, trying to dirty up President Biden with a bogus "impeachment investigation," giving us a preview of the extra- judicial "retribution" the Malignant Loser has promised should he regain power -- it's more than enough to make you want to slap them all across their stupid, cynical, evil mugs.

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