Tuesday, January 23, 2024

"Ding, Ding, Ding... Woosh. Boom"


Charisma Madarang at Rolling Stone captures another example of the good brain possessed by the Malignant Loser, speaking at a rally yesterday in New Hampshire:

... After bragging last week that he “aced” his cognitive test after correctly naming a giraffe, tiger, and whale, the former president spoke to a crowd of supporters in Laconia, New Hampshire — his last rally before the state’s Republican primary.

Amid a disjointed rant referencing the scrapped Reagan administration’s Strategic Defense Initiative that was popularly known as ”Star Wars,” Trump began to describe his own supposed plans for a U.S. missile defense system.

“I will build an Iron Dome over our country, a state-of-the-art missile defense shield made in the USA,” Trump said, appearing to reference Israel’s air defense system. “We do it for other countries. We help other countries, we build, we don’t do it for ourselves.”

“You know these are not muscle guys here,” the ex-president added, accurately pointing to his arm. “They’re muscle guys up here,” he said, pointing to his brain, now two-for-two.

Then, in his attempt to explain the subtle complexities of his so-called defense plan, Trump declared: “And they calmly walk to us, and ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding… They’ve only got 17 seconds to figure this whole thing out. Boom. Okay. Missile launch. Woosh. Boom.”...  (our emphasis)

Clearly, the stable genius got his missile defense terminology and knowledge from Ralph Kramden.  Bang!  Zoom!

Also, since when do missiles "calmly walk to us"?  Well, he did admit he had muscles between his ears.

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