Third place finisher Haley says it's a two-person race, and is thankful to voters. --
Vote for me, says the third-place finisher in Iowa, and I will win in a landslide. And then I will do great things because I will sweep in massive congressional majorities.
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) January 16, 2024
So sayeth the third-place finisher in Iowa. Bless her heart.
"Iowa was very good to us" -- Nikki Haley, who lost to Trump by 32 points and finished third pic.twitter.com/fZV5zFXC5N
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 16, 2024
Meanwhile runner up Ron DeSantis is still Ron DeSantis. --
Everybody, at some point, feels they are unliked -- a formless dread that forever hangs over you. It's part of the human condition, a persistent anxiety that for most never resolves. Say what you will about Ron DeSantis, he went out there and proved it was true.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 16, 2024
Hindsight is 20/20, but DeSantis's campaign should have sent him to smiling camp
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) January 16, 2024
Iowa's irrelevant, clueless and aging MAGA voters. --
Iowa caucusgoer Patricia Lage said of Trump: “There are things that he has done in the past, but we all have pasts.”
— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) January 16, 2024
I wonder if Patricia has ever attempted a coup, stolen nuclear secrets or grabbed the pussies of strangers. https://t.co/NXjQCaclRk
According to the entrance polls, only 27 percent of GOPers participating in the Iowa caucus are under the age of 50.
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) January 16, 2024
Not exactly the party of the future
There's one thing really important to keep in mind about the Iowa caucuses tonight: They don't matter. They will change nothing. They are reflective of a tiny minority of voters in a small state that is not representative of the US...voting in the dumbest way possible.
— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) January 15, 2024
Jail this perverted, threat- making rat- f*cker once and for all. --
NEW: Capitol Police Investigating Roger Stone Remarks About Assassinating Members of Congress https://t.co/ciFyyo4VjS
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) January 16, 2024
War criminal Putin's "negotiation" ploy aimed at weakening West's support of Ukraine. --
Kremlin signals about negotiation “were calibrated to capitalize on the sense of gloom among Ukraine’s allies…to further delay military aid when Ukraine was already low on ammunition and vulnerable, and to allow Russia to further press its advantage.” https://t.co/oDj2LzpNlF
— John Sipher (@john_sipher) January 16, 2024
Those inventive Ukrainian heroes --
What is Ukrainian car tuning?
— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) January 16, 2024
Our warriors transformed a pick-up truck into a mini BM-21 Grad MLRS to deliver more fiery gifts to occupiers.
📸: 56th Motorized Brigade pic.twitter.com/OWMClBedlz
Too cute for words. --
— The Best Ever Seen (@The__seen) February 19, 2023
