President Biden and the Malignant Loser both won their Super Tuesday primaries yesterday, less convincingly overall by the Malignant Loser (who lost Vermont to Nikki Haley). To be fair, the media is featuring the one loss by the President -- in American Samoa, where millionaire Jason Palmer won the caucus 51 votes to 40, a landslide! (Palmer won despite not having visited the territory; the whiff of a ratfucking operation is strong.)
With Super Tuesday behind us, it's time to bid buh-bye to history- challenged Nikki Haley and to Democrat- turned- rat Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ).
Haley is expected to "suspend" her campaign today but not endorse the Malignant Loser, who refers to her as "Birdbrain" even though he picked her to be U.N. Ambassador. It's reported she'll tell the Malignant Loser that he'll have to earn the votes of her supporters, which he won't (but she'll end up endorsing him eventually because she's essentially a careerist who wants a future in the Christofascist Republican/ MAGA cult).
The "eccentric" Sinema decided to pull the plug on her one term in the Senate, having alienated many supporters by her incessant trolling and performative support of Republican- lite policies and tactics (she infamously opposed changing filibuster rules in the Senate, which would have broken Republican legislative and judicial logjams). The portmanteau "Sinemanchin" arose from her frequent alliance with West Virginny "Democrat" Sen. Joe "Maserati" Manchin, the faux populist who tanked the "Build Back Better" bill, among other destructive actions. She was running third in the polls behind Democratic Rep. Ruben Gallego and a woman hoping to be Mrs. Malignant Loser #4, Kari Lake. Sinema had no future in Arizona politics following her change in party status. She's more likely to end up on a corporate board than on a No Labels line on a ballot, in our opinion.
Between Haley and Sinema, we're happier to see Sinema clear the way for Rep. Gallego and end her increasingly annoying career than we are to see Haley "suspend" her campaign. At least with Haley you had someone the media was covering who was taking daily shots at the Malignant Loser. On the other hand, the focus can now be on Biden v. the Malignant Loser, unless the media wants to pitch camp in American Samoa to cover the Zoom- fueled dump- Biden movement emerging there (wink).
BONUS: Speaking of Lake and Haley --
Haley's communications director has some thoughts on Kari Lake. pic.twitter.com/oC5AmzjGiw
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 6, 2024
BONUS II: Here's what President Biden said about Haley and Haley's supporters --
"Nikki Haley was willing to speak the truth about Trump: about the chaos that always follows him, about his inability to see right from wrong, about his cowering before Vladimir Putin," Biden said Wednesday morning.
"Donald Trump made it clear he doesn't want Nikki Haley's supporters. I want to be clear: There is a place for them in my campaign," he continued. "I know there is a lot we won't agree on. But on the fundamental issues of preserving American democracy, on standing up for the rule of law, on treating each other with decency and dignity and respect, on preserving NATO and standing up to America's adversaries, I hope and believe we can find common ground."
They should keep in mind why they didn't vote for the Malignant Loser, and why this election all about those fundamental issues Biden notes.
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