Dry Times At "Merde O'Lardo"

 

The always credible news source Fux News reports that last night's victory celebration at the Malignant Loser's tacky estate was missing one key element. Booze. According to their Aishah Hasnie:

"'Here in Mar-a-Lago again the party getting underway just about 200 people I would say here already,' she concluded. "There is no open bar and there is a soda bar, a pop bar if you want to call it if you're from the midwest but we [have] no free alcohol at least tonight here in Mar-a-Lago.

'I think it's gonna be a short party,' Fox News anchor Martha MacCallum replied."

Bwahaha. It looks like the Malignant Loser's campaign is running out of money. No report on whether the Malignant Loser's gold high top sneakers were offered for sale.

To make matters worse, the Malignant Loser's speech was a lie-filled, low energy grievance party, per Biden campaign co-chair Mitch Landrieu on CNN:

Landrieu: Trump was very low energy tonight and secondly but most if not all of he said was factually incorrect and is provably incorrect… 17 of his cabinet members resigned and have begged America not to put this guy within 100 yards of the presidency pic.twitter.com/LfR6onPO49

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 6, 2024