As gleefully anticipated, last night's Saturday Night Live cold open featured a review of the State of the Union Address and the Handmaiden-ly response by lying Alabammy Christofascist Republican Sen. Katie "I'm Ready for My Close-up" Britt, played brilliantly by Scarlett Johansson. An instant classic. (President Biden was played by Mikey Day, who oddly sounded more like George Bush. Needs more work, Mikey!) Savor and enjoy!